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I had to do a final project in my seminary (bible) class. This was mine. I tried to spice up a bible story with class. Hope you enjoy it.
Um- Well, I- But, it's- What?!
given the inaccuracies to the actual Bible story, due to the unnecassary "spicing up" I'm actually surprised you kept his "message from God" line, regardless that you actually misquoted it.
And one thing I'm shocked you omitted, is that Ehud actually drove the hilt of the blade into the king's belly.
do you realize how badass that is? why would you cut that out?
that was awesome! make part 2! now!
What the hell!?
That was just crap. I turned it off when you did your whole neo rip off. But the sound was just shit to me.
i'm wondering what yer prof gave you on this project??????
1. Ehud had success on his mission because he was left handed thus wearing his sword on the oppisite side of the norm. He was checked by the guards and made it through with the sword because he was left handed!!!!!
2. Ehud told the king that he had top secret news for him so the king had all the guards leave!
3. Ehud stabbed the sword so far into the king's fat belly that the kings entrails flowed out and held the sword in place.
4. Ehud locked the doors and lied to the guards telling them that the king was busy on the crapper and asked not to be disturbed.
If you ask me to compare the real story with your cheap MAtrix rip off that everone is tired of................I'd probably take the real one. I Really dont feel the Bible needs much spicing up nor do I feel you have actually read this story. Look it up in Judges its before Samson. Maybe next time you could try the one with the woman putting the tent stake through the evil army leaders head!!!!!!
that was pretty weird
BUT I LIKED IT !!
A starving village ask a water spirit to help them.
Strawberry clock forgets his ticket on the train but maybe he'll be ok
a clock day story
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