Score: 10
"Two words if we ever see you again:"
date: October 26, 2003
Parot Skit!
You take that Japanese Girl Child thing, apply it to the Monty Python Parot skit.
Customer: "Young man, I wish to register a complaint! I bought this Japanese Girl Child thing earilier today and upon futher examination to find it dead in the box."
Lesko: "It's not dead, it's resting!"
Customer: "Listen, punk! I know a dead Japanese Girl Chile when I see one and I'm looking at it right now."
You can find the rest on the internet somewhere and continue to change some of the lines as you go.
If you're lucky, you won't burn in hell for it. Which is more than I can say about this movie.