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The Mad Libs series is going out with a BANG (check the submission date) with a Flash that has TWO stories, one about a talent search and the other about a survey, for you to enjoy!
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Good day ma'am, My name is spongebob and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in feeling. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the feel good inc. field?
lol i love reading the stories in the comments!
never failed to make me laugh...
Good day, ma'am. My name is McSlut, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in climbing. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the dog field?..
About 647376834765483 years, but sometimes it feels longer when I've had a(n) b1tchy day.
Do you find it hard being a(n) cat in the business neck?
Yes, I think it's creepy.
Do you have a faggot degree? And if so, from which university did you fart?
I recieved my Bachelor of butt and my Masters of crab from the University of SLUT.
How much/many book do you make?
I make 32746294233 a year plus benefits like camera insurance and mouth insurance.
I appreciate your black cooperation. I wish I had your job. Does your employer need any more lesbians?
No; we have enough at the office, thank you.
I am 2 years old, and I would like to audition for the talent search you're having on your gaaaaay television program. You are my favorite TV cunt and I think you would like my act.
I open by playing the rapist. Then I sing 'Somewhere Over The Cum-dumpster' while juggling three n****rs. Then for a really retarded finish to my act, I recite Lincoln's Gettysburg Ninja and go offstage waving an American Gay-ninja
If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another Will smith or maybe even another Justin Bieber. And when I become rich and famous, I'll always credit you for giving me my first big faggot.
Yours truly, Alex Uchiha
Good day, ma'am. My name is Cocky McCockstain, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in Fucking. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the hard cock field?
About 69 years, but sometimes it feels longer when I've had a(n) Hard day.
Do you find it hard being a(n) Cock in the business Cunt?
Yes, I think it's moist.
Do you have a penis pill degree? And if so, from which university did you shitting?
I recieved my Bachelor of Bob Saget and my Masters of 3-titted, 2-dicked monkey fucker from the University of BOB SAGET.
How much/many cum do you make?
I make 69 a year plus benefits like cum dumpster insurance and roasted shit log insurance.
I appreciate your crusty cooperation. I wish I had your job. Does your employer need any more cocks?
No; we have enough cum farts at the office, thank you.
What to expect when you're expecting (an acceptance letter)
Some magic frog BEATS!
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