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I DID IT ON AND ON IT WAS SO FUNNY >:D
lol i love reading the stories in the comments!
I am 2 years old, and I would like to audition for the talent search you're having on your gaaaaay television program. You are my favorite TV cunt and I think you would like my act.
I open by playing the rapist. Then I sing 'Somewhere Over The Cum-dumpster' while juggling three n****rs. Then for a really retarded finish to my act, I recite Lincoln's Gettysburg Ninja and go offstage waving an American Gay-ninja
If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another Will smith or maybe even another Justin Bieber. And when I become rich and famous, I'll always credit you for giving me my first big faggot.
Yours truly, Alex Uchiha
Mine are EXTREMELY FUNNY!!! Its just too messed up!!!
I am over 9000 years old, and I would like to audition for the talent search you're having on your flimsy television program. You are my favorite TV Adolph Hitler and I think you would like my act.
I open by playing the Pedo-Bear. Then I sing 'Somewhere Over The Holy Ball-Shit and a Dick' while juggling three Jizzing Shemales. Then for a really slimy finish to my act, I recite Lincoln's Gettysburg Cumshot and go offstage waving an American Mr. T.
If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another Rick Ass-ley or maybe even another Ronald Mac God-Damn Donnald. And when I become rich and famous, I'll always credit you for giving me my first big Vibrating Dildo.
Q: Good day, ma'am. My name is Adolph Hitler, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in jizzing bull-shit. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the Pedophile field?
A: About over 9000 years, but sometimes it feels longer when I've had a(n) slimy day.
Q: Do you find it hard being a(n) Ass-wiping Homosexual in the business Master Chief?
A: Yes, I think it's gooey.
Q: Do you have a Jizz degree? And if so, from which university did you vibrating?
A: I recieved my Bachelor in Youtube Poop and my Masters of Ass-nick from the University of Rectal-Scrotal-Mouth Disorder.
Q: How much/many Up the ass and by the corner Hookers do you make?
A: I make L33T a year plus benefits like Pedo-Bear insurance and French-Dick Sticks insurance.
Q: I appreciate your Smooth, Round, Homosexual cooperation. I wish I had your job. Does your employer need any more Lesbians wearing Jizzed up Vaginas?
A: No; we have enough Sacrificial Babies at the office, thank you.
lots of ppl say this isnt fun or funny but u gotta have the right mind for it and a good sense of humor thati s balanced
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