Score: 10

"lol"

by: XxpanicwithmeXx

date: June 27, 2008

story 1-
Dear Steven Colbert: I am 8 years old, and I would like to audition for the talent search you're having on your big television program. You are my favorite TV boob and I think you would like my act. I open by playing the pussy. Then I sing 'Somewhere Over The Dick' while juggling three balls. Then for a really wet finish to my act, I recite Lincoln's Gettysburg Cum and go offstage waving an American sperm. If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another Pete Wentz or maybe even another Haley Williams. And when I become rich and famous, I'll always credit you for giving me my first big penis. Yours truly, Zak

story 2-
Good day, ma'am. My name is Zak, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in fucking. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the pussy field?
About 69 years, but sometimes it feels longer when I've had a(n) shaven day.
Do you find it hard being a(n) vagina in the business penis?
Yes, I think it's huge.
Do you have a tit degree? And if so, from which university did you rub?
I recieved my Bachelor of nipple and my Masters of stripper from the University of Sex.
How much/many bitch do you make?
I make 8 a year plus benefits like cum insurance and dragon insurance.
I appreciate your horny cooperation. I wish I had your job. Does your employer need any more balls?
No; we have enough asses at the office, thank you.

Score: 10

"ROFL"

by: happyhippoTDG

date: August 11, 2007

I DID IT ON AND ON IT WAS SO FUNNY >:D

Score: 10

"Sad That This Is Last"

by: MegaGold

date: January 3, 2006

I have to say this is the best one you made, considering you could choose more than one story.

Story 1- Talent Search

Dear comedy:

I am 3 years old, and I would like to audition for the talent search you're having on your gloomy television program. You are my favorite TV water and I think you would like my act. I open by playing the plum. Then I sing 'Somewhere Over The PUMPKIN' while juggling three bongs. Then for a really stereotypical finish to my act, I recite Lincoln's Gettysburg hoe and go offstage waving an American door. If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another Trish Stratus or maybe even another Batista. And when I become rich and famous, I'll always credit you for giving me my first big cat.

Yours truly, Dale

Story 2- Survey

Survey- Good day, ma'am. My name is Harlan, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in laughing. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the hair field?

Women- About 14 years, but sometimes it feels longer when I've had a(n) fragile day.

Survey- Do you find it hard being a(n) popsicle in the business food?

Women- Yes, I think it's red.

Survey- Do you have a wood chuck degree? And if so, from which university did you punch?

Women- I recieved my Bachelor of ghost and my Masters of moron from the University of SHOWER.

Survey- How much/many bath do you make?

Women- I make 14.5 a year plus benefits like milk insurance and crab insurance.

Survey- I appreciate your dry cooperation. I wish I had your job. Does your employer need any more whiskers?

Women- No; we have enough snout at the office, thank you.

It' sad to see this series come to an end. I hope you think of making more someday.
()MegaGold()

Score: 7

"Not a bad finale..."

by: Bowserpants

date: October 1, 2005

"If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another God or maybe even another Jesus. And when I become rich and famous, I'll always credit you for giving me my first big poop."

Not a bad finale, but not a great one either...
I liked how you put 3 things in one. that was good...
I wish you could have made some more of these, but all good things come to an end i suppose

Score: 8

"Good. Funny"

by: Keorode

date: September 10, 2005

Warning:SPOILERS. DON'T READ BEFORE YOU PLAY OR IT MIGHT RUIN IT FOR YOU.

Survey: Good day, ma'am. My name is Napalm, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in Slapping. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the Shit field?
Woman:About 8 years, but sometimes it feels longer when I've had a(n) Micro day.
Survey:Do you find it hard being a(n) bus in the business car?
Lady:Yes, I think it's Gliding.
Survey:Do you have a septic tank degree? And if so, from which university did you Devour?
Lady:I recieved my Bachelor of Box and my Masters of Dog from the University of CAT.
Survey:How much/many Truck do you make?
Woman:I make Cats a year plus benefits like Modem insurance and Bunny insurance.
Survey:I appreciate your Small cooperation. I wish I had your job. Does your employer need any more Radios?
Lady:No; we have enough Kitties! at the office, thank you.
I love this :)