**READ THIS OR YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND PURPOSE OF MOVIE**
I made a witty sarcastic movie for Canada Day but some of the viewers weren't the sharpest tools in the shed and didn't catch the sarcasm, lol.
So anyways they gave me like a challenge to make a flash about the United States on Independence Day. I am submitting it a day early since I have other things to do on a holiday. Please enjoy and take it with an open mind.
P.S. For all the fundies, no I don't hate America and no I don't hate Canada. I'm just a humorist damn it!