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Canadian Crucifixion

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Apr 25, 2000 | 12:22 AM EDT

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A short easter movie



Rated 2 / 5 stars

Nice easter joke

but you'd think that he'd be happy they let him down, afterall crucifixion is extremely painful and you lose your ability to even breathe after your diaphragm is caught due to the body position.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

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Oh, the beavers got him! Friggin beavers.... also, messed up limbs?


Rated 1 / 5 stars


the good:
the idea is quite original.

the bad:
the man has some weird propotions... his right arm is longer than his left and he can was his feet with arms that long while he is standing. and he doesn't even have to bend his knees to do so.
the rest of the graphics are fairly average. the speech bubbles look bad, actually.
you had few to none animations and the music doesn't fit in this flash.

the ugly:
a perfect example of how a quite good idea can go down the drain... this had much more potential. maybe if you had shown the beavers munching on some wood and then - slowy zooming out - showing, that it's a cross they are munching on...
anyways, this movie sure lacks some scene changes; and don't add music that just hasn't to do anything with the actual content.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

A guy's on a cross and it gets eaten by beaver's

That really was not funny at all, the idea wasn't even a good one shame on your dad for thinking of it and even more shame on you for making a movie of it.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

An idea that went wrong...

By today's standards, this wouldn't even get past the Judgement period - it's that bad. But this was made about 5 years ago and I'll comment on it with that in mind. First of all, the graphics are really bad. From the misaligned Jesus in the cross to the speech balloons, everything looked pretty bad. The cross itself is average, though, but drawing a wood cross is not that complicated in the first place. You're also a terrible speller. And sound... well, it was better if there were none. The porn-like beat in the background doesn't add to the humor, and is quite annoying.

It's not a total loss, though. The idea is somewhat original and, if you had put more effort into it in terms of graphics, sound, and attention to detail, then this could still be considered average today. Unfortunately, the idea alone can't save it.

By the way, it's shameful to your father to have his name in this.