Score: 10

"My story"

by: D3132

date: October 16, 2008

When I was a kid 99 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an Dilldo in the house, and if your cunt itches, it means a/an Boobs is coming to visit, and you'll have fucking luck if you find a four-leaf bitches. We also believed that if you spilled clit stew at the table, you had to throw some over your left penis, and if your fucked toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke a/an fucktoes you would have seven years of bad Janitor. Today, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a/an Hardcore Janitor pulls in, and don't throw #1 Jantor at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of really #1 Janitor.

Score: 10

"hehe"

by: XxpanicwithmeXx

date: June 27, 2008

When I was a kid 19 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an cum in the house, and if your breast itches, it means a/an dick is coming to visit, and you'll have wet luck if you find a four-leaf pussy. We also believed that if you spilled chicken at the table, you had to throw some over your left penis, and if your big toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke a/an skin you would have seven years of bad lotions. Today, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a/an milk pulls in, and don't throw balls at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of tail.

Score: 10

"ROFL!"

by: Jivey995

date: June 13, 2008

When I was a kid 15 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an book in the house, and if your dildo itches, it means a/an lockpick is coming to visit, and you'll have stinky luck if you find a four-leaf keyboard.
We also believed that if you spilled chicken wing at the table, you had to throw some over your left ear, and if your fat toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke a/an Bastiaan you would have seven years of bad mice.Today, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a/an pen pulls in, and don't throw gloves at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of dick.

Score: 10

"w00t"

by: mako1

date: April 19, 2008

When I was a kid -999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999.8 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an sex cat in the house, and if your balls itches, it means a/an flying boots from Batswana is coming to visit, and you'll have stared menacingly at luck if you find a four-leaf lung-whore.We also believed that if you spilled ass on the table you had to throw some over your left toast fetish and if your blowed toe hurt and if you broke a/an kicked the fuck out of you would have seven years of bad testicular orgasms. LOL thats so freekin funny dude keep it up ^_^ that was my story!LOL

Score: 8

"LOL here's how mine went......"

by: drcricket45

date: April 15, 2008

When I was a kid 99 years ago, we used to believed in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a garage in the house, and if your lawnmower itches, it means a taco bell is coming to visit, and you'll have crusty-ass luck if you find a four-leaf belt. we also believed that if you spilled spoon at the table, you had to throw some over your thigh, and if your humble toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke an air conditoner you would have seven years of bad arrancars. Today, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump over the railroad tracks just before a finger nail pulls in, and don't throw bs stops at policemen. but, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of burger king.