Foamy's Rant III

rated 3.95 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Original

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May 5, 2004 | 5:32 PM EDT
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Reality TV gets a dose of Reality from FOAMY! (I'd write more, but I'm sick right now damn it)



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i do believe this is nearly the exact thing that george carlin said. So maybey think of your own stuff.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

really really tired idea

this animation idea reached its expiry date a long time ago. its really mouldy and stinks now.
bring back:
- storylines
- the goth girl


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Best sleep inducer I never paid for or wanted.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Yet again, another unfunny Foamy flash aggravation

Much as I haven't found this series funny ever, I always watch these episodes, hoping for a good one to appear, that I can actually laugh at and say "Good job, IllWill". But alas, that day has never come. And judging by this newest movie, it probably won't ever.

As far as the trivial things go, graphics were okay. The art style is okay, but there's too much motion tweening, and not enough actual animation. Then again, it's almost as much animation as there is in your usual Walrus cartoon (but those are actually funny, truth be told). Sound was bad. Not that I couldn't understand the squirrel, it's that the damn squirrel is fucking annoying. As for the humor...well, it's non-existant. None of what Foamy says is funny. It's just idiotic mindless ranting, while trying to sound halfway intelligent. Truth be told, it just comes off as stupid. He's saying all these grusome and morbid things, and none of it's funny. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against any of these things, but how you deliver your ideas through the cartoon squirrel turns from clever on pen-and-paper to idiotic.

Then again, maybe it's just the deliverance. Maybe if it was done by George Carlin, instead of a loudmouth, cartoon squirrel with an annoying voice, it'd be funny. But as it is, I hate it. You need to get better humor for the series, because as it is now, it's just sinking deeper into the hole of hatred for me.

PS - I'd have a lot more respect for you if you would get the balls to call of your Foamhead attack dogs that enjoy ripping apart any reviewer that doesn't like the cartoons. Seeing as how I know full well one of the reviews after mine will have a statment along the lines of "FreakmanJ is a tasteless cocksucker who likes to jerk off elephants and take it up teh ass from Josh Bedn! FOAMY RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!'" from one of your idiot Foamy obsessees that's too insecure about his opinions on anything else on Newgrounds that he has to tear apart the one thing he/she worships, I don't know why I even bother. But it would be nice of you...