Check out this twisted and humorous series!
Bush and Cheney aren't the only rats in The White House!
A group of slackers stumble across a time machine...
Over a field and through a gate,
Down a path and in a lake,
Lived Whitmore the Toad Pirate - Bad to the bone,
Abondoned his ship - now captains a stone,
People stay clear, they know what he'll do,
"That's Whitmore the Toad Pirate, he'll give you warts"