(No vaginas, penises, pubic hair and boobies here. If you are looking for sex in the ending, look elsewhere.)
March 10th Update: 1 Million views motherfucker!! TJ said it would never happen; FUCK YOU TJ WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
ULTRA E-DRAMA UPDATE (September 10, 2005) Read, IMPORTANT:
Newgrounds internet website users, I would like to direct your attention to the Newgrounds user Mr_Eon. In the interest of not making you scroll through pages of reviews, I will paste his review right here:
"This shit is shit." September 3, 2005
Overall Score: 2
Graphics: 2 Sound: 1 Interactivity: 1 Style: 2 Violence: 4 Humor: 2
"That's the second time I've had to quote Reservoir Dogs today. Quentin would be happy, but having wasted 5 minutes of my life - I'm not."
Now, being very concerned about his 5 minutes of life, since this is not a cliched review topic, and reviewers NEVER EVER say it, I decided that I would look at his profile because I couldn't think of a witty response. In his profile, I found that Mr_Eon is a 31 year old Game Designer from Haarlem, Netherlands. Thinking, "Oh, this must be someone from some random game company that made games like Big Rigs and Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Race." So, without backing up my facts, (because there was no game studio linked) I wrote the sweet and kind review response,
"Job: Game Designer
Ha ha bullshit."
Not really caring at all about the review, or my response I went on my merry way for seven short days. (That's one week by the way.) Suddenly, on September 10th, I found a new review, telling me that Mr_Eon was actually a game developer for Guerrilla-Games.
I immediately preceded to crap my pants.
Scooping the shit from the inside of my pants and into the toilet, I knew that this Guerrilla-Games was the same Guerrilla-Games that made the AWARD WINNING SHELLSHOCK: NAM '67 and KILLZONE.
Realizing this made me stick my head into the now shit filled toilet, knowing that my e-reputation was tarnished. Then, I remembered something that Mr_Eon quoted, and it finally all fell into place for me. "This shit is shit." I looked around and saw exactly what he meant in the review. That shit really was shit.
Thank you Mr_Eon, you saved my life.
BUY KILLZONE AND SHELLSHOCK: NAM '67 NOW!!!