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NINJABOX (Buy!)


Submitted: 04/04/2004 | 01:50PM EST

File Info: Game | 3.1 MB | Add Game to Favorites

Genre: Simulation - Dating

Current Score: 2.36 / 5.00

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(No vaginas, penises, pubic hair and boobies here. If you are looking for sex in the ending, look elsewhere.)

March 10th Update: 1 Million views motherfucker!! TJ said it would never happen; FUCK YOU TJ WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

ULTRA E-DRAMA UPDATE (September 10, 2005) Read, IMPORTANT:
Newgrounds internet website users, I would like to direct your attention to the Newgrounds user Mr_Eon. In the interest of not making you scroll through pages of reviews, I will paste his review right here:

"This shit is shit." September 3, 2005
Overall Score: 2
Graphics: 2 Sound: 1 Interactivity: 1 Style: 2 Violence: 4 Humor: 2

"That's the second time I've had to quote Reservoir Dogs today. Quentin would be happy, but having wasted 5 minutes of my life - I'm not."

Now, being very concerned about his 5 minutes of life, since this is not a cliched review topic, and reviewers NEVER EVER say it, I decided that I would look at his profile because I couldn't think of a witty response. In his profile, I found that Mr_Eon is a 31 year old Game Designer from Haarlem, Netherlands. Thinking, "Oh, this must be someone from some random game company that made games like Big Rigs and Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Race." So, without backing up my facts, (because there was no game studio linked) I wrote the sweet and kind review response,

"Job: Game Designer

Ha ha bullshit."

Not really caring at all about the review, or my response I went on my merry way for seven short days. (That's one week by the way.) Suddenly, on September 10th, I found a new review, telling me that Mr_Eon was actually a game developer for Guerrilla-Games.

I immediately preceded to crap my pants.

Scooping the shit from the inside of my pants and into the toilet, I knew that this Guerrilla-Games was the same Guerrilla-Games that made the AWARD WINNING SHELLSHOCK: NAM '67 and KILLZONE.

Realizing this made me stick my head into the now shit filled toilet, knowing that my e-reputation was tarnished. Then, I remembered something that Mr_Eon quoted, and it finally all fell into place for me. "This shit is shit." I looked around and saw exactly what he meant in the review. That shit really was shit.

Thank you Mr_Eon, you saved my life.

BUY KILLZONE AND SHELLSHOCK: NAM '67 NOW!!!

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Average Score: 8.0 / 10

Score: 10
andersonkidney

"ZOMGROTFLOL"

date: November 1, 2009

Why do u have to kill them,well,they are killers trougth

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Score: 1
RatedInnocent

"WTF?"

date: October 5, 2009

Im not trying to be mean but did you use like 3 mins to do this? I had no idea wat your trying to say, the options of talking is extremely STUUUPID, Why is there a option on killing the girl, i was like WTF? Extremely gay but not the gayiest ive ever seen. The gayiest one is the killing britney spear "thing" which was TOTAL FKED UP

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Score: 3
deejayakay

"Um....O-kay..."

date: September 6, 2009

This so stupid that it is weird and not in a good way. I mean it is way too simplistic and shouldn't even be called a "dating sim" there is no simulation to it.

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Score: 5
UnsoundAncient

"???"

date: August 27, 2009

Uh i dont even know what to say about this, The ending are funny but... wtf man

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Score: 1
momsbaby1996

"YOU SUCK!!!!"

date: July 30, 2009

You traced my friends picture! You didn't even ask permission! You really are a dumbass! I just informed her too!

September 7, 2009

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blah blah blah 4 years too late no one cares

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