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Apr 1, 2004 | 11:40 PM EST

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Starfleet invites you to Ten Forward. Can you out-drink the Star Trek crew?



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

NO glitch

No cool154, there is no glitch, you're just stupid. Your blood alcohol level or pukometer or whatever it is, it has to be above a certain level before you CAN use the bread, presumably because it subtracts a certain amount and if you're not at that amount or higher, it won't let you use it. Kind of like if doom didn't let you grab the 25% med kits unless your health was 75% or less, though Doom lets you get it when you're at anything under 100% and waste whatever excess there is.

I like the picture at the end, of them all puking. That picture, if nothing else is, is definitely worth a thousand words.

This is actually a demented version of the knapsack problem. The way I ended up winning it was to drink against Picard first, use the bread, drink against Worf, use the warp coolant, and then go against the other 3 consecutively. You know it's going to be close no matter what you do. It wouldn't be an interesting game if it wasn't. The two things you don't want to do are 1: drink too fast, or else you may end up taking two drinks while your opponent only takes 1, and 2: accidentally hit the button to drink again after they start puking. You need to put to work every sip you take. You have enough leeway following the sequence I gave you to mess up ONCE. Though you can probably mess up twice if it's with the Romulan Ale.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


clicking the bread the dude in blue gives u doensn't do anything.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


A clicking game with a little strategy involved.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great Game

Wesley shouldn't even be considered competition!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


Found this one and decided to give it a shot. Took me a beer a piece to take out picard and worf, one beer to take out the doc and wesley, and another 3/4 of a beer or O'Brian. almost 5 beers in about as many minutes does the job just right, good job on getting me buzzed sir

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