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Drinking with Starfleet

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Apr 1, 2004 | 11:40 PM EST

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Starfleet invites you to Ten Forward. Can you out-drink the Star Trek crew?



Rated 4 / 5 stars

not bad.

Simple but fun.

After playing it a few times here's my winning strategy:

First opponent: Wesley-- The kid doesn't have much of a constitution for boozing and if you watch him carefully, you'll notice he makes the mistake of drinking too much in one gulp.

Second opponent: O'Brien-- The transportor chief has a stronger constitution than Wes but still makes the same dumb mistake as the kid.

Third opponent: Doctor Crusher-- Beverly's constutition is roughly equal to O'Briens but she's a bit more sensible a drinker than the chief or her son.

Have some bread.

Fourth opponent: Captain Picard-- Drink against the captain until your puke-o-meter is at the top, drink the bottle of warp coolant and then finish the job.

Final opponent: Worf -- It'll be a close on, but if you've kept your cool and not made too many mistakes up to this point victory is possible.

Good Luck.

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Kinda lame... just clicking drink. fuuuuuuuuuun

Pretty sure warf could outdrink anyone of them.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


When I beat Wes he just pukes for the rest of the game...


Rated 4 / 5 stars

for real?

Like it. You have a great style with these things, and the use of sampled voices beats text or poor impersonation anyday. I plan to try this while having a real drink myself a bit later. I will even get hold of some bread and water (warp coolant)!

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

NO glitch

No cool154, there is no glitch, you're just stupid. Your blood alcohol level or pukometer or whatever it is, it has to be above a certain level before you CAN use the bread, presumably because it subtracts a certain amount and if you're not at that amount or higher, it won't let you use it. Kind of like if doom didn't let you grab the 25% med kits unless your health was 75% or less, though Doom lets you get it when you're at anything under 100% and waste whatever excess there is.

I like the picture at the end, of them all puking. That picture, if nothing else is, is definitely worth a thousand words.

This is actually a demented version of the knapsack problem. The way I ended up winning it was to drink against Picard first, use the bread, drink against Worf, use the warp coolant, and then go against the other 3 consecutively. You know it's going to be close no matter what you do. It wouldn't be an interesting game if it wasn't. The two things you don't want to do are 1: drink too fast, or else you may end up taking two drinks while your opponent only takes 1, and 2: accidentally hit the button to drink again after they start puking. You need to put to work every sip you take. You have enough leeway following the sequence I gave you to mess up ONCE. Though you can probably mess up twice if it's with the Romulan Ale.

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