Score: 8

"Loved The Song"

by: MegaGold

date: January 2, 2006

I can't believe that you disabled the copy and paste. It took me forever to write this and I'm not sure if I got every word in this Mad Lib.

A new movie has just opened called "The Teenage CAR Meets the poor Vampire From Outer Space". At the opening, we see the teenage hero , played by Barbara Strisan who is a sparkely scientist. He is trying to build a celular monster out of old sheep and used beef. The monster has maroon skin and 0.5 arms, and is played by Trish Stratus. Suddenly the monster comes to life and kidnaps the beautiful heroine, okayed by Stacy Keibler. Then he begins to destroy Calgary. In the end, the monster is destroyed by the vampire who is played by Adam Sandler. And the hero and heroine live silly ever after.

I just wasted five minutes of my life typing that, but it was good, so it was worth it.

Score: 10

"Sorry sorry but my first line is ruthlessly absurd"

by: Ai-Aura

date: October 5, 2005

A new movie has just opened called 'The Teenage Shitmushroom Meets the Fluffy Vampire from Outer Space.' At the opening, we see the teenage hero, played by Robin Williams who is a/an gooey scientist. He is trying to build a/an long monster out of old asscheeks and used steroids XD.

Score: 8

"wow my movie sucked too"

by: 2muchcowboybebop

date: July 22, 2004

anna kornokova was the alien,tom cruise was the vampire*hmm*,jennifer anniston was the heroine,the alien was made of crack and coke cola.lol funny

Score: 10

"my movie sucked"

by: buffalo3

date: July 5, 2004

it had tobey maguire,adam sessler(X-PLAY),morgan webb(X-play),and elijah wood who played the vampire hell it was funny anyway

Score: 8

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by: Kyzaskiwi

date: May 7, 2004

what a horrible movie! It is starring Jim Carey, Brittany Spears, President Bush and Mike Meyers.