"crucify-me! Jesus"

rated 1.60 / 5 stars
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May 30, 2000 | 12:28 AM EDT

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A great toy for christian kids! Learn about the agonizing final hours of Jesus' life & gain valuable knowledge of the bible & Jesus' teachings!

(1) yes some quotes were taken out of context, it's a game making fun of christianity what did you expect? and don't act like this is some big deal the baptists take shit out of context all the time, go pick on them.

(2) however the quotes are still in the bible and an infallible book as this should not have the problem of being interpreted incorrectly (hehe, either i took the quotes in context or the bible in full of fallicies and inacurate info... which would still make me right, yay!)

(3)i really appreciate all the comments and stuff, but don't you think that by now tom realised this game was on his site and that it just might not make any difference if you complain in order to get it removed?

(4) silly monkeys! oohh! ohh! ah! aahh! :P

I feel a great sense of joy reading all these reviews; I mean this movie hasn't been out for more than a year maybe and I musta pissed of thousands of people with a crappy little game that took up all of 3 hours of my day! You hateful little people are great!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

A good torture game that features Jesus. I love offensive things and this is certainly offensive. 5


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Yeah, this was really lame. The artwork doesn't hold up. Hey, we got lots of great artwork from the Renaissance period from Jesus! The music was alright. It reminds me of all the anti-Pokémon stuff here. Pokémon is practically a religion.

I'm more offended by people making fun of that than Jesus some times. It's just the same audio. You say scripture tells you to give me all your stuff. It's called SHARING. I guess the whole thing isn't more offensive than anything Doug Stanhope says.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

This game is terrible. Not only is is extremely distasteful and offensive to Christianity, it's just plain rubbish. The drawing is bad and the game is bad too. Your supposed to make GAMES on this website, not just disrespectful rubbish that makes people hate you. I am surprised that this game has not been blammed yet, it says in the Newgrounds rules that games that offend a group should be taken off of the website. I made a game where you kill Jews (because I hate Jews), and that was taken off almost overnight. Well, this piece of offensive filth is still allowed, for some reason.

Overall, I hope whoever made this game gets brutally beaten and murdered.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

yes I am a Christian


Rated 0 / 5 stars

I'm sorry but this game is rubbish.
From whatever stand point you come from this game is poorly made, crude and offensive.
The animations are terrible and this game was made to troll.
NG is a site for "games" not pokes at other peoples views.

I understand everybody has freedom of speech but, thats what facebook is for.