Score: 0
"..."
date: June 10, 2007
I abhor this filth. You have earned an absolute zero for graphics. When I look at this entry, I cannot help but grit my teeth in complete disgust. This is the kind of disgust that arises when others give misguided empathy to a thoroughly undeserving submission. This filth was permitted to live when it had only deserved to die.
You have earned an absolute zero for sound. You have diluted what would otherwise be decent music to the level of nil. When I listen to this submission, I cannot help but recognize the gratuitous misuse of sounds. The talented people that created the music that you diluted did not deserve this in return.
Interactivity: N/A
You have earned an absolute zero for style. This submission provides nothing that can be viewed in a positive light via all five (six if you like) of the human senses.
You have earned an absolute zero for violence. At first glance, any user might inadvertently overlook this category thinking that it, in no way applied. Nevertheless, it did and your attempt to entertain your audience through this channel was an absolute failure. Make that an absolutely pitiful failure.
Humor: N/A
Dear God I hate this. Is it even possible to blam something to death? I certainly hope so; I will never find its current score satisfying. This reminds me by a well-known proverb; all things must pass. It will eventually die.
I will give you exactly what you deserve, nothing more than a zero.
December 9, 2007
Author's Response:
This is possibly one of the best reviews I have ever seen.
You're my hero.
And no this is not sarcasm. I, as the original author, realize what utter shit this is. Keep in mind, I have improved as an artist in the 3.5 years since this was submitted. I hope that you will find more favour in my current art than in this.
Sincerely,
Author.
