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Submitted: 03/05/2004 | 09:50AM EST
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Current Score: 3.67 / 5.00
13,461 votes | 4,493,394 views
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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welcome to the only socially acceptable way to compare your "meat beating" technique with friends and relatives.
it's actually a little more complicated than wanking in real life so you might need to read the instructions - its about getting a balance of speed and grip rather than just getting wild and blowing your load to quick. it will work out your style compared to what we have judged to be the optimum wank and will rate you accordingly.
it was made a site called the doghouse who we also built some perverted e-cards for - they have kindly let us stick this "reduced adverts" version on Newgrounds cos we begged them to let us show our stuff on here.
happy pudding pulling.
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Average Score: 8.1 / 10
"hmmm"
it was alright
"great."
The music is somewhat addictive (idk), the dialogue is hilarious (as is the concept of the game itself), and the controls are a little too wierd. But, I love this!
"Wow"
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
"Iiiiit wooonnntt loooaaaad"
it wont load, its stuck at 1/5
"What the hell!"
I never had this much trouble whacking before! but it's a goofy game (in a good way) and i liked the cheers from the little japanese lady. fun. me love this game long time!
