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Feb 27, 2004 | 7:22 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place February 28, 2004
  • Weekly 4th Place March 3, 2004

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Author Comments

This is just a little bite-sized reaper, the beginning of my attempt to make a new one every month -- I hope you enjoy it!
The MARCH REAPER can be found on my site!
Thanks for all the comments!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

See my favorite deaths

As a redcoat, as some may say, i prefer the following deaths
1/ Being bitten by some mythical creature ie/ vampire, werewolf, ect
2/ Spontaniously combust
3/ Spintaniously combust (Similar to spontanious combustion, but different, in the way that you are sucked into a vortex between this world & another, inwhich your body is torn apart, & each of your cells over heat in the reaction & explode in a fiery napalm)
4/ Being shot in colonial wars for the Empire
5/ Being ripped apart atom by atom in the space of 3 seconds by a technological/arcane beam of destruction
6/ Being Reaped by the Grim Reaper himself

Least favorite deaths
1/ At the hands of a Frenchman in any possible manner shape or form (Heaven forbid it)
2/ Being Eviscerated (Disembowled [Having my insides ripped out from my lower opening])
3/ From a bodily disfunction
4/ While lying in a pathetic position
5/ By a traitor to the Empire


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I would personally love the spontanious combustion. Heh heh Fire FIRE! Burn BURN! HAHGHGHA


Rated 3 / 5 stars


it was ok for what it was but you should make more ways to die...good job though :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Funny Shit.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Your unbelievable making stuff like this it's great !!!
Make more make MORE MAKE MORE !!