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Feb 25, 2004 | 12:16 AM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place February 26, 2004

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Author Comments

What's up. I did this as a quick project to meet the release of the Passion. I figured if Riggs can do a movie about Jesus than so can I. Hopefully everyone get's the idea that this is a joke. It wasn't my idea to offend anyone, I just wanted to do an over "Hollywoodized" Jesus film. I mean if you think about it Jesus is the worlds first super hero. Anyway this is meant for fun so enjoy, and if I go to hell for making it, you guys will be there too because you watched it, BWAA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

UPDATE FOOLS!!!!

Hello folks, normally I don't do this updated message crap, but there are just some reviews just begging to be answered.

1. I truly didn't think anyone coming to Newgrounds would be offended by this movie. I mean, it's fucking Newgrounds not the Christian Coalition website. So lighten up.

2. This is not meant to make fun of anyones religion. If anyone is being made fun of it's Hollywood and their handling of historical and biblical stories.

3. I went to Catholic school and was raised by a Southern Baptist. I know the Jesus story inside and out. I know that Judas fucking hanged himself. OK!!!!! If you took the time to read my comment then you would see that this is a parody of Hollywood's historical inaccuracies. Why must I explain this to adults.

Now i've said what i needed to say. And by no means is this an apology, artistic freedom allows me to do what I want, you don't like it don't watch it, simple as pie.

Thanks to everyone who watched this, whether you liked it or not you've made it what it is. And I've already been to hell guys. It's called New Jersey.

Peace & Chicken Grease

Reviews


iamhated916iamhated916

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 26, 2004

oh that jesus whats he going to do next?

i thought the bible didnt portray jesus kicking enough ass



Horseman-of-WarHorseman-of-War

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 17, 2004

Freakin great

WEEEEEEEE!!! THIS WAS GOOD!!!! WEEEEEE!!!



SilverboltClockSilverboltClock

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 20, 2004

YEDDISH

Jesus kicks ass



ShitSlingerShitSlinger

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 23, 2004

LOL you got faggot admins pegged

LOL funny shit, as a counter-strike player i'll be the first to say the end of the movie is exactly how I respond after being on a dumbass server with a fag admin.



Starfox221Starfox221

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 15, 2004

Well...

Ok, i rated your movie high. And i am not going to be cold about this. But isn't Jesus supposed to be peaceful? Just asking...