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What's up. I did this as a quick project to meet the release of the Passion. I figured if Riggs can do a movie about Jesus than so can I. Hopefully everyone get's the idea that this is a joke. It wasn't my idea to offend anyone, I just wanted to do an over "Hollywoodized" Jesus film. I mean if you think about it Jesus is the worlds first super hero. Anyway this is meant for fun so enjoy, and if I go to hell for making it, you guys will be there too because you watched it, BWAA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

UPDATE FOOLS!!!!

Hello folks, normally I don't do this updated message crap, but there are just some reviews just begging to be answered.

1. I truly didn't think anyone coming to Newgrounds would be offended by this movie. I mean, it's fucking Newgrounds not the Christian Coalition website. So lighten up.

2. This is not meant to make fun of anyones religion. If anyone is being made fun of it's Hollywood and their handling of historical and biblical stories.

3. I went to Catholic school and was raised by a Southern Baptist. I know the Jesus story inside and out. I know that Judas fucking hanged himself. OK!!!!! If you took the time to read my comment then you would see that this is a parody of Hollywood's historical inaccuracies. Why must I explain this to adults.

Now i've said what i needed to say. And by no means is this an apology, artistic freedom allows me to do what I want, you don't like it don't watch it, simple as pie.

Thanks to everyone who watched this, whether you liked it or not you've made it what it is. And I've already been to hell guys. It's called New Jersey.

Peace & Chicken Grease

Reviews


sydykovsydykov

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

LOL

hell yeah i would go watch that! DAM...
LOL LOL



DloucDlouc

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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That's EXACTLY how it happend! I always knew Jesus was ripped! You don't get to be the Son of God, and not look totally awesome. I bet he had super powers too, this flash was missing the Laser eyes of Jesus, but, hey, one can only do so much.



MiganMigan

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Let's see...

Short as the flash may have been, I liked your so-called "Over-Hollywoodized" concept of the original film. Turning Jesus into a superhero-like figure and executing it with good animation and aggressive music really exaggerated the whole thing and made me get the entire point. So I think it was a pretty good job really.

But I would hate to see the day when turning someone like Jesus into an ass-whoopin herculenean brute would be a normal everyday accepted thing, especially for kids. And I sure do hope that this flash didn't start the fad! Well the intentions were clear and resolute, but the means of showing it may have been a bit extreme in my opinion. People would still get offended over this, and thus lose people who would understand your entire point in the first place.

I would still prefer for flash artists to preserve the respect and dignity of different religions especially Jesus and Christianity for they have been attacked pointlessly here in NGs many times over. Opinions, theories, and beliefs can always be expressed in many different (and less offending) ways yet still be effective.



antipop13antipop13

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

What a stupid dummy ..!!

That was great and did not disserve so many low marks you prik .. judas did disserve that but it never happened and I kinda wish it wouldve .. Well it kind of did becuz hes burning in hell right now.. at least i think .. suicide gets that .. Or did i not do my research ..



kakarnlandkakarnland

Rated 0 / 5 stars

No.

Lets see....
Jesus doing violence period = -2 points
Jesus getting payback as a human and not letting the father (God) dealing with it = -4 points
Jesus not practing what he preach = -4 points
Bouns = Making me happy and not making fun of someones religion without telling it was going to be a joke = 0 points.

If you want to get a ten out of me in the near future you need to do the following...
1. Research and know the facts.
2. Say it is going to be a joke before showing it if it's going to be creul.
3. Make it that pleasing.