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Feb 25, 2004 | 12:16 AM EST
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  • Daily 2nd Place February 26, 2004

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Author Comments

What's up. I did this as a quick project to meet the release of the Passion. I figured if Riggs can do a movie about Jesus than so can I. Hopefully everyone get's the idea that this is a joke. It wasn't my idea to offend anyone, I just wanted to do an over "Hollywoodized" Jesus film. I mean if you think about it Jesus is the worlds first super hero. Anyway this is meant for fun so enjoy, and if I go to hell for making it, you guys will be there too because you watched it, BWAA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

UPDATE FOOLS!!!!

Hello folks, normally I don't do this updated message crap, but there are just some reviews just begging to be answered.

1. I truly didn't think anyone coming to Newgrounds would be offended by this movie. I mean, it's fucking Newgrounds not the Christian Coalition website. So lighten up.

2. This is not meant to make fun of anyones religion. If anyone is being made fun of it's Hollywood and their handling of historical and biblical stories.

3. I went to Catholic school and was raised by a Southern Baptist. I know the Jesus story inside and out. I know that Judas fucking hanged himself. OK!!!!! If you took the time to read my comment then you would see that this is a parody of Hollywood's historical inaccuracies. Why must I explain this to adults.

Now i've said what i needed to say. And by no means is this an apology, artistic freedom allows me to do what I want, you don't like it don't watch it, simple as pie.

Thanks to everyone who watched this, whether you liked it or not you've made it what it is. And I've already been to hell guys. It's called New Jersey.

Peace & Chicken Grease

Reviews


SilentHavoc13SilentHavoc13

Rated 3 / 5 stars July 21, 2006

not bad

Animation was a little choppy but look pretty good other wise. Try to work on the voice acting and editing with the sounds, i thought that was one of the weakest points of the movie. other then that, not bad.



MikedhMikedh

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars July 18, 2006

average to poor

as a christian, the concept of jesus 'kicking ass' in a hollywood style thing amuses me, (see family guy)

this, did not.

yawn!



Bj77Bj77

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 9, 2006

Wow, very surprising

I don't know what all the Christians are whinging about. I'm a Christian and this is my take on the movie. This movie really surprised me. A movie made for fun is actually the most accurate depiction of Jesus i've ever seen. Too many people think that Jesus is this fuzzy wuzzy teddy bear that would never hurt a fly when in real life JESUS PWNS ASS.


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SailorWolf768SailorWolf768

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 7, 2006

Go Jesus!!

Hell yeah!! That was awesome!!



sydykovsydykov

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars June 17, 2006

LOL

hell yeah i would go watch that! DAM...
LOL LOL