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Feb 25, 2004 | 12:16 AM EST
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Author Comments

What's up. I did this as a quick project to meet the release of the Passion. I figured if Riggs can do a movie about Jesus than so can I. Hopefully everyone get's the idea that this is a joke. It wasn't my idea to offend anyone, I just wanted to do an over "Hollywoodized" Jesus film. I mean if you think about it Jesus is the worlds first super hero. Anyway this is meant for fun so enjoy, and if I go to hell for making it, you guys will be there too because you watched it, BWAA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

UPDATE FOOLS!!!!

Hello folks, normally I don't do this updated message crap, but there are just some reviews just begging to be answered.

1. I truly didn't think anyone coming to Newgrounds would be offended by this movie. I mean, it's fucking Newgrounds not the Christian Coalition website. So lighten up.

2. This is not meant to make fun of anyones religion. If anyone is being made fun of it's Hollywood and their handling of historical and biblical stories.

3. I went to Catholic school and was raised by a Southern Baptist. I know the Jesus story inside and out. I know that Judas fucking hanged himself. OK!!!!! If you took the time to read my comment then you would see that this is a parody of Hollywood's historical inaccuracies. Why must I explain this to adults.

Now i've said what i needed to say. And by no means is this an apology, artistic freedom allows me to do what I want, you don't like it don't watch it, simple as pie.

Thanks to everyone who watched this, whether you liked it or not you've made it what it is. And I've already been to hell guys. It's called New Jersey.

Peace & Chicken Grease

Reviews


matthias10matthias10

Rated 4 / 5 stars

hmm...

well,this could possibly be true and Jesus is SURE to have that kind of power , but why would he want to use it for vilonce?



richlerrichler

Rated 5 / 5 stars

well

you really did a really great job



natwelnatwel

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

well erm.

I don't think Jesus would look good as a hollywood style figure. As he's religious he needs to be gentle and approachable. I don't think middle aged nuns would like the bible represented as an anime sequence with heavy metal music.



darkozzy123darkozzy123

Rated 5 / 5 stars

id watch it

if that was a movie id so pay to see i



NagnetoNagneto

Rated 4 / 5 stars

LOLZ

That was kinda cool, Kill Bill spoof/Terminator 2.