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Author Comments

What's up. I did this as a quick project to meet the release of the Passion. I figured if Riggs can do a movie about Jesus than so can I. Hopefully everyone get's the idea that this is a joke. It wasn't my idea to offend anyone, I just wanted to do an over "Hollywoodized" Jesus film. I mean if you think about it Jesus is the worlds first super hero. Anyway this is meant for fun so enjoy, and if I go to hell for making it, you guys will be there too because you watched it, BWAA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

UPDATE FOOLS!!!!

Hello folks, normally I don't do this updated message crap, but there are just some reviews just begging to be answered.

1. I truly didn't think anyone coming to Newgrounds would be offended by this movie. I mean, it's fucking Newgrounds not the Christian Coalition website. So lighten up.

2. This is not meant to make fun of anyones religion. If anyone is being made fun of it's Hollywood and their handling of historical and biblical stories.

3. I went to Catholic school and was raised by a Southern Baptist. I know the Jesus story inside and out. I know that Judas fucking hanged himself. OK!!!!! If you took the time to read my comment then you would see that this is a parody of Hollywood's historical inaccuracies. Why must I explain this to adults.

Now i've said what i needed to say. And by no means is this an apology, artistic freedom allows me to do what I want, you don't like it don't watch it, simple as pie.

Thanks to everyone who watched this, whether you liked it or not you've made it what it is. And I've already been to hell guys. It's called New Jersey.

Peace & Chicken Grease

Reviews


bigboy028bigboy028

Rated 4 / 5 stars November 2, 2005

Plz make the actual movie

That was badass, dude. You gotta make the actual movie for it, even if it's just a few minutes long. Jesus with a vengence. . . . gotta love it.



Lord-ApophisLord-Apophis

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 27, 2005

hehe loved it, bodies by drowning pool was also a

hehe loved it, bodies by drowning pool was also a nice touch!



Lycos-BlackwolfLycos-Blackwolf

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars October 24, 2005

Interesting

A very interesting statement on just how irreverent the movie-makers of America can and will be.

You see, I kind of got that it was a spoof on movies and how they will sensationalize nearly anything to the point of being absurd. All in all, I got a good laugh out of the whole thing. And the idea of JESUS CHRIST coming back and kicking @$$ is completely laughable. What's next, Ghandi with an uzi or Budda the Master Ninja? And I'd believe it of Hollywood. Heck, I'm already picturing actors they'd get for it.

Those of you writing in on how he's going to hell or how he's a bad Christian, wake up and read the message he left. He OUT AND OUT SAYS it's mocking Hollywood for sensationalizing and for marketing nearly everything as a movie. Learn to think outside of the box and see the HUMOR rather than be insulted at his joke towards the movie industry. Have a good laugh at it. I'm sure Jesus is.



Suicidal-DreamsSuicidal-Dreams

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 22, 2005

wow

that was awesome great animation and u made jesus look cool well done!!!



azn-vinkazn-vink

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 12, 2005

hahaha

omfg jesus dint look like tat...r the roman will have bein affraid of a freak like tat hahahaha o well drowning pool RULE dude tat was kl