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Author Comments

What's up. I did this as a quick project to meet the release of the Passion. I figured if Riggs can do a movie about Jesus than so can I. Hopefully everyone get's the idea that this is a joke. It wasn't my idea to offend anyone, I just wanted to do an over "Hollywoodized" Jesus film. I mean if you think about it Jesus is the worlds first super hero. Anyway this is meant for fun so enjoy, and if I go to hell for making it, you guys will be there too because you watched it, BWAA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

UPDATE FOOLS!!!!

Hello folks, normally I don't do this updated message crap, but there are just some reviews just begging to be answered.

1. I truly didn't think anyone coming to Newgrounds would be offended by this movie. I mean, it's fucking Newgrounds not the Christian Coalition website. So lighten up.

2. This is not meant to make fun of anyones religion. If anyone is being made fun of it's Hollywood and their handling of historical and biblical stories.

3. I went to Catholic school and was raised by a Southern Baptist. I know the Jesus story inside and out. I know that Judas fucking hanged himself. OK!!!!! If you took the time to read my comment then you would see that this is a parody of Hollywood's historical inaccuracies. Why must I explain this to adults.

Now i've said what i needed to say. And by no means is this an apology, artistic freedom allows me to do what I want, you don't like it don't watch it, simple as pie.

Thanks to everyone who watched this, whether you liked it or not you've made it what it is. And I've already been to hell guys. It's called New Jersey.

Peace & Chicken Grease

Reviews


ItsAmosTraskItsAmosTrask

Rated 4 / 5 stars April 24, 2006

Hrm...

Overall, it could be better (Music not blatantly skipping, maybe?), but Jesus looks damned cool.

It's awesome right up until the end, even though it seems a little DBZish. I would like to see this made into a real animation, it seems really damned cool.



whythehellareyouherewhythehellareyouhere

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 19, 2006

wwwweeeeeeeee

Reviewed by: cheif_review
that was the worst, most offencive,stupid movie ive ever seen and im giving you a 10 for humor for how badly the thing was!plus!! jesus is NOT the hulk, and does not play songs like 'let the bodies let them go' or what ever that was saying!

1. learn how to spell
2. just STFU stupid religious bible beater
3. FROM THE BIBLE: let the inocent one cast the first stone an i KNOW thats not u so STFU

xXxZipo982xXx

learn how to spell jesus. Say it with me J-E-S-U-S
You dumb bastard your probably a jew.Good movie though o yea your gonna burn.

1 got a problem with jews fuck face??? cause u can take it up with me..
2Learn to STFU!!!

not a bad movie just felt like finding the stupidest bible beaters and pissing them of cause its fun..and i can't go to hell cause i don't believe in it so HAHAHAHAHA....



gazzatudegazzatude

Rated 4 / 5 stars March 27, 2006

Well, this Christian liked it.

It was a really sweet parody of the over-Hollywooding of the message. I can't wait to see if Mel Gibson tries to pick this idea up and produce it.



iamadfdsfaiamadfdsfa

Rated 4 / 5 stars February 2, 2006

YAY!! jesus and those one guys that sing "let the-

bodies hit the floor" I must have died cuz im in hevan! ur kool!



m1lkym1lky

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 28, 2006

funny

yhis looks like it cuold be real, and it has awsome graphicsc, you my dog homie