Messiah 2 by Snakejohnson



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Drowning Pool, Gregorian Chant (Buy!)


Submitted: 02/25/2004 | 12:16AM EST

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Current Score: 3.48 / 5.00

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What's up. I did this as a quick project to meet the release of the Passion. I figured if Riggs can do a movie about Jesus than so can I. Hopefully everyone get's the idea that this is a joke. It wasn't my idea to offend anyone, I just wanted to do an over "Hollywoodized" Jesus film. I mean if you think about it Jesus is the worlds first super hero. Anyway this is meant for fun so enjoy, and if I go to hell for making it, you guys will be there too because you watched it, BWAA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

UPDATE FOOLS!!!!

Hello folks, normally I don't do this updated message crap, but there are just some reviews just begging to be answered.

1. I truly didn't think anyone coming to Newgrounds would be offended by this movie. I mean, it's fucking Newgrounds not the Christian Coalition website. So lighten up.

2. This is not meant to make fun of anyones religion. If anyone is being made fun of it's Hollywood and their handling of historical and biblical stories.

3. I went to Catholic school and was raised by a Southern Baptist. I know the Jesus story inside and out. I know that Judas fucking hanged himself. OK!!!!! If you took the time to read my comment then you would see that this is a parody of Hollywood's historical inaccuracies. Why must I explain this to adults.

Now i've said what i needed to say. And by no means is this an apology, artistic freedom allows me to do what I want, you don't like it don't watch it, simple as pie.

Thanks to everyone who watched this, whether you liked it or not you've made it what it is. And I've already been to hell guys. It's called New Jersey.

Peace & Chicken Grease

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Average Score: 7.5 / 10

Score: 9
Shadewind

"LOL"

date: December 31, 2009

It's no Xiao Xiao, but it's intriguing. What if Jesus did decide one day, "to hell with it all"... literally? It's got decent animation, and a well-thought-out premise.

Just one question...
What's with the New Jersey- and religion-bashing all over the Internet? Greed kills far more than any religion ever did, though religion does offer the perfect guise for murder by greed... Buuuuut this isn't the place for such a discussion.
I'm a thinker... I think of these things... lol

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Score: 10
SeriousGuy

"Martial Arts lol"

date: August 30, 2009

Lol Jesus as Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris lmao xD

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Score: 8
wiwi0101

"few complaints"

date: May 14, 2009

1.Judas committed suicide and repented, he didn't even keep the money.
2.Jesus was taken down and put in a tomb

nice animation though

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Score: 10
blazingangel1986

"nice"

date: May 4, 2009

i like the animation and nothing more i think you should lay of the religion

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Score: 0
12L0rd

"Damn you are idiot who like offend ppl -_-"

by: 12L0rd
date: March 23, 2009

nothing less, and btw: nothing more just that, and that movie dont make nothing better of newground

just get the newground moral to the trash, good for tom fulp!

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