Made this in about a week. Went leisurely about it at first, but worked harder on it as time went on. I was more or less hoping to get it out BEFORE the Valentine's rush, but you know what happens to things that you plan. And by the way... This has nothing to do with valentine's day. At all. And for those of you who don't get it, it's not really supposed to make sense. Get over it.
Even though I didn't get to submit it before the rush, I'm willing to take a gamble on how well it'll do. =)