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  • Daily Feature January 2, 2004

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  • Strategy Guide
    Strategy Guide Video game advice from everyone's favorite intergalactic space alien, Guido!

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** Strategy Guide has a website! **
http://www.sgcartoon.com

Join Emilio, Guido's older brother, for a festive New Year's celebration with his buddies Martini & Rossi.

(This isn't a full episode of Strategy Guide. It's just something I put together quickly on New Year's Eve for fun. I'm not even using my own computer for this one, so you may notice some weirdness with the audio.)

Although this is the official Episode 3 trailer, it has absolutely nothng to do with it. Sorry. :) Look for ep. 3 on Newgrounds sometime this month!

Special Note: All donators of at least $1.00 via Paypal receive a cool SG Wallpaper for their computer desktop! It's not much, but it's the least I can do. If you're game, make sure you send an email address I can send it to! Keep in mind that I make no money off of Strategy Guide - all money goes right back into the cartoon and the domain's webservers. Trust me, no one can make a living on a webcomic without a couple years of archived work ;)

Reviews


harleyquinn71181harleyquinn71181

Rated 4 / 5 stars

WHAT!??!?!?!

what?? no emilio for 2004??!?!?! but thats my baby daddy =0(



place-brain-hereplace-brain-here

Rated 4 / 5 stars

too short

it had some good laffs for the length that it was, but it was really short. the idea of a drunk martian was great, and he said some really funny things, but again, it was way too short. and it didnt even have the main character(i forgot his name) in it! for what its worth, id say this was pretty good, but had it been longer, i would have given it a bigger rating. but besides that it was great! keep em commin!



Dark-FazeDark-Faze

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yay!!!

Heh, I love Stategy Guide. This week's was a little bit strange compared to the usual, but I've got no problems with it. At least I know for sure now that you're still making 'em.



MorpheusDuvallMorpheusDuvall

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Please Don't Let This Martian Drink Again (=_=)

He is totally a fucking annoying piece of shit that should have been kicked out to space and have ALL of his lungs flushed out of oxygen.

That just made no sense at all to me. I mean it's a good tiny laugh here and there but the dam thing was annoying and I wanted to take his martini with that olive and shove it up his ass until he talked animal languages. =/

(V)|}



TheAlmightyRathTheAlmightyRath

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice movie

Awsome man, that guy's really fucked. not quite the same as the other stratagy guide movies tho...