Author's Response:
Eh, that is what Pube Muppet does, all the movies people have made about him revolve around the same thing, over and over and over again. Pube Muppet goes some place, asking someone for an insane amount of unreasonable request, the person is always missing a part of the request, Pube Muppet takes offense, leaves, and then the person finds it up their ass.
This is not only the structure for a Pube Muppet movie, but the structure for life itself, you see, when ever you ask for something, and the person doesn't have it, as soon as you leave, they find it up their ass.
Fate is cruel indeed.
:(
Mike