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Submitted: 12/31/2003 | 01:08AM EST
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Current Score: 3.73 / 5.00
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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Jacko comes clean, again. - Note: I don't care if Jacko is innocent or guilty. This confession is still funny. - This is an original audio Edit and Mix. - I read all of the reviews, and it seems that this is split between people who love this type of humor and people who don't. Come on people! Laugh a little! What is life all about if you can't laugh? work. sleep. eat. - Thanks to the Conan O'Brien staff for developing the original celebrity secrets, where celebrities share their secrets.
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Average Score: 7.4 / 10
"lmao"
even funnier cuz hes dead
"Not bad"
It was sort of funny, love the giving tree reference...
"ummm.."
it was a good idea but you didnt make it seem realistic and it wasnt to funny. just talked about him fucking different shit. btw, ILuvCookies... dont you think you went too far? i mean its just like OJ, he does something wrong and he gets away with it cuz hes rich and famous and has like 50 lawyers to defend him. also this was posted like 4 yrs ago, not last week. unless he could see into the future, the author wouldnt know that MJ would die in the near future. do you really think that if someone makes a joke then they should be tortured forever in hell? and just because hes famous... does not mean hes awsome. as far as im concerned... no media entertainer is awsome. they have made this world into a shitty one. they have brought out hate, steriotipes, rasism, and made the true heros (doctors, scientists, cops ect.) look bad and have caused them to make a maximum or 100K per year and a minimum of like 60K.
"*Whispers* why are they whispering??? O.o"
"I fucked 80 policemen for like 45 mins...I fucked 80 policemen in one bedroom, thats how bad it was!" "I fucked many, many, many children, thousands of children."
LMFAO!!! I'm going to hell for laughing at this! Oh well... XD
Its so fake but its so god damned funny that I don't care!
"roflroflrofl"
Not true at all but funny. XD