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Submitted: 05/26/2000 | 04:12PM EST
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Current Score: 1.29 / 5.00
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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...and then I bent over to hear the sound of polyester ripping, and when I stood up I knew everyone was laughing at me, not with me...
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Average Score: 1.0 / 10
"boring"
the humor in this just really wan'st funny, Nixon's resignation speech was incredibly boring, you'd think that peppering it with interspersed fart sounds would raise it's comedic quality, but with this as proof, you can see that it really doesn't, not to mention, there is no real animation here at all, so it becomes basically unwatchable.
"No"
Okay, so really all it was was a few pictures of the presidents, and you add in the speeches. In the speeches, you throw in some fart noises every so often. When that's what you do for every single one over and over, it becomes unfunny very quickly. It really makes the flash hard to watch, as well as not fun to watch. You could have tried adding in other jokes.
"How lame."
^^Good Points^^ I was expecting this to be funny. Turns out, it really wasn't.
^^Needs Improving^^ Well, this was incredibly uncreative. You added a bunch of farts in between lines of different presidential speeches. The joke really doesn't work the fiftieth time you use it as well, so think about that next time.
"Funny But Not Your Best Work"
Try not putting so many fart noises in one flash movie.It makes it look a little bad and makes people not want to see it.But I believe you can do better than this.(not the jesus flash movie)
"Uh..."
...what the shit? This is like many old flashes that simply do not deserve to be on Newgrounds. I gave you a one for sound because I liked the speeches (Sans the fart noises)
Seriously, who is keeping this alive.