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Eulogy For 'dead movie.swf'

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12-19-03 – 01-09-12

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MrvnMouseMrvnMouse

Rated 3 / 5 stars

okay ending...

I was kinda thinking this was going to be another anti-illwillpress rant. But the ending sorta changed my perspective. Quite funny nontheless.


Spoony-McSpoonSpoony-McSpoon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good stuff!

ain't it the truth. Awesome movie old chap.


BaronVonBadGuyBaronVonBadGuy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Cool beans!

I think today is going pretty good.

Mike


wax-beermanwax-beerman

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

LOL i liked it

yes, we all know illwillpress is evil, but so arent Georgey, Cartmen, Homer, and Adolf. you must realize that people dont care lol. but i did like the movie, pretty funny eventhough it did lack quality


MinimonkMinimonk

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

hmmm,, this has truth in it.

i see what every one is saying. theres no way i would buy merchandise to any movie. i dont hate the guy though. his movies are pretty funny.

This flood of i hate foamy movies must not be a coincidence. Somethins goin on.

i dub this flood of anti foamy movies on december 19 2003, the "foamy flood"


JanorsJanors

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love you.

Couldn't agree more. I love you.


BeFellBeFell

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

A Plauge?

If Illwillpress is a plauge on Newgrounds then why are all of his submissions saved. Are you saying that the Newgrounds users are not intelligant enough to know the differnce between quality and crap. As I have told previous Foamy now I will now start purchasing Foamy merchandise just to spite you. And damnitt Goth people and Metalica suck the squirrel speaks the truth.


Darklilangel23Darklilangel23

Rated 5 / 5 stars

foamy sounds like

ever notice foamy sounds like a guy whos balls got stepped on by a girl in high heeled shoes

anyways for only2 hours of work holy shit you rock
thats fantastic work

its taken me 2 weeks to animate my characters eyes properly

and im still not done anyways

excellent job ih ope to see more anti foamy work


The-VestThe-Vest

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Let it go

To be honest, I don't give a fuck if illwillpress is soliciting his merchandise. Nobody's forcing you to buy it. Newgrounds encourages people to submit flash to "gain exposure" and now that somebody is successfully doing just that, everyone jumps on them. Fact is, I'd rather watch his flash than 99% of the stick men and penis jokes that get submitted every day, and it's only the suckers who fall victim to the merchandising anyway.
Stop bitching.


LeetfulLeetful

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good

To the last (or below last, by now) reviewer, who said:

"Are you saying that the Newgrounds users are not intelligant enough to know the differnce between quality and crap."

YES.
They are NOT. Most newgrounds "users" (a la, those registered and voting/reviewing movies) are within the 12-15 age range, and wouldn't know quality flash work (or humor, for the most part) if it came up and kicked them in their still-developing balls.

Foamy is a joke of a series, and anyone who can count past 10 could figure that out after watching one 'episode.' He reuses the same flash symbols over and over, barely animating them. He doesn't even need to make mouth animations for foamy to fit the words. He records a fresh .wav file, spends probably about half an hour "animating," slaps them together and calls it a movie. And the most ironic thing about it is that his "witty dialogue," the primary motivation to watch foamy for more than a handful of seconds, sounds like crap that would come out of a "Stand-Up Comedy For Idiots" joke book. He uses incredibly unique jokes like ridiculing fat people for sueing mcdonalds (god knows no one has done that yet), and how he hates hearing kids crying when he goes out places. My slightly retarded grandmother could come up with more entertaining gags than this.

The scary (not to mention, sad) thing is that some people worship the guy for it. A bad sense of cliché comedy and amazingly-reused graphics are clearly all it takes to become a star on Newgrounds. Which is exactly why there are so few/far-between actually respectable 'artists' in association with this site.

As for this movie I'm supposed to be reviewing.. get a better 'floor' pattern, or make it a solid color or something. I almost broke my eyes trying to read.


MuiKatMuiKat

Rated 4 / 5 stars

who/what r foamys?

voice was a lil muffled at points, not bad tho, i don't even know who/what foamy is... oh well!


jackinitinjackinitin

Rated 2 / 5 stars

ooooook

well i kinda like foamy, he points out everthing thats stupid annnnnnnd its funny listing to him bitch about stuff, besides he goes to the effort of makin these movies dosnt he?...ok well anyways, the element of the movie was good, really good, but could have needed a little more love and care to it.


sorrowfulkillersorrowfulkiller

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I hated it

I simply despised that flash, is that all you guys do in your spare time? Insult people who are better than you in making and animating using flash? You guys are pathetic, create something never done before, thats what illwillpress did and he has lots of fans, including me...


Ass-AssassinAss-Assassin

Rated 0 / 5 stars

dude

just cuz ppl r fans of foamy dosent men the have 2 go buy foamy t-shirts 2 show it.


Dunames-KnightDunames-Knight

Rated 0 / 5 stars

ya...right..

most of the people who watch flashes dont really care if the animator likes them or their money. no one really cares. plus, foamy isnt effecting you at all, so dont flame him.


neo-catalystneo-catalyst

Rated 4 / 5 stars

AS much of a Foamy fan I am...

I gotta give it ta this one. Not only are the points valid and quite well spoken, but this was really funny ta boot. I'm sure your message and the other new anti-foamy movies will surely make the impact that you desire. And I mean that as once a foamy fan, now flip flopped. Damn Propaganda :P


GoshiGoshi

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Thank you Mr. Upright Citizen

I'd like to review the points that this movie made.

1. Illwillpress doesn't care about newgrounds users.
Really? He told me he loved me and we spooned for hours. I thought he loved me, how can this be? Excuse me while I cry my eyes out.

2. Illwillpress wants my money.
Holy fuck. What is the world coming to? This guy puts in all his time and effort into making some entertaining flash movies and a web-site to capture the attention of an internet audience and now he expects money? I suppose he thinks he should be able to pay his bills and buy stuff. Who the fuck is this guy. Thank you for warning me about this asshole, otherwise I may have unknowingly visited his website and naively paid for some merchandise that I really didn't want. Man, why do they let people get away with that kind of shit.

alright, I've wasted enough of my time making this point, fuck you and good-night


PopojoePopojoe

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Alright...SO a revolution has started....

okay, first i realised how *both* sides talk about the illwillpress has started a conflict here in the NG... And to me this has being some very interesting points. I have checked his website and I'd say he is ILL! He charges ppl $100 for an random advert which flashes every 4 seconds, and it is bad quality. So you can say i'm neutral at this moment. If someone like you convince me even more i'd say i'll turn to the *anti*

Anyhow, I may be an amatur flash artist who just started to know the basics of motion and shape tweening but i do know the effort put into flash movies. You did put some effort into this movie except that it's kinda rushed since you want to quickly express your propaganda. Well, here's a suggestion: improve the quality next time so it will get an excellent score on the portal, in that way "popular" flash movies will attract more ppl to view and increase your chances of spreading your message.

Good luck!


CerebrusCerebrus

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

the point is good but

Yeah well i like something to say toward night_raider's you said why some work of art are getting less praise dan a foamy movie?
Well in the first place quality isn't quantity
and second of all foamy is funny because he's a squirrel on ADD and speaks towards other ppl.

But I will hand it to ya .. IWILLPRESS ONLY WANTS MONEY but just because ppl are fans of foamy doesn't mean we have to buy merchandise.

That you hate moneytakers that's fine by me but leave foamy out of this?


DaedalusDaedalus

Rated 0 / 5 stars

alrighty...

these points have been proved before. Illwillpress has a good series but i have never bought any foamy merchandise. fuck, i love dragonball z alot more then foamy and i dont have any dbz merchandise. ilwillpress puts his movies on newgrounds for us to watch for FREE, he should get some respect for that, but ofcourse you jealous basterds....


victorlancevictorlance

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

gak

I don't care what Illwillpress wants, he makes good cartoons that I watch for free, yes, I am going to say that you're jealous


Son-of-Satan-666Son-of-Satan-666

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Hey at least illwillpress has talent.....

Why is everyone bashing illwill press? He makes movies..i enjoy them...but i don't make a shitty movie to spread my enjoyment of them...So why must people create shitty movies that tell the entire world that they hate illwillpress and foamy....Here's some words for the artist...AL LEAST ILLWILLPRESS HAS TALENT!!!!


sgt-nemosgt-nemo

Rated 0 / 5 stars

..

at least illwillpress has a hot gothchik in his movie what do you have?


flabber-gabberflabber-gabber

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Wait,wait,wait..

So your syaing that just because the authors a jerk,and asks for money we shouldn't watch his movies? I mean,we don't have to buy his stuff,and the movies are free to watch right? I'm not trying to insult anyone,but I think if you don't like the fact that he's trying to sell stuff,how about you just don't buy it?


PartiallyCorruptPartiallyCorrupt

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So true...

I have to agree with you on this. IllWill is a piss poor flash artist. Even my shitty movies have far more time and effort put into them. All foamy does is run his fucking mouth! And all those foamy fanatics fucking blammed off my anti foamy movie just because foamy died! IllWill needs to quit making those shitty movies, all they are is advertisements for his homepage and merchandise. Make more anti foamy shit. I'll make sure that I vote 5.


SRAKeatsSRAKeats

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Bashing someone elses work does not validate you

First off, Foamy fan or not, this was the WORST animation I've seen on NG. Secondly, as a Foamy fan, the Nuerotically yours series is the best animated series I've seen on NG, and your bashing it in order to get attention to whatever gimmic you're promoting is pathetic. Come up with something worth watching (original) or don't flood Newgrounds with your shit.


RoxioRoxio

Rated 0 / 5 stars

JESUS CHRIST

does it cost money to watch Illwillpress
NO?!
u can't even make a good fuckin cartoon


evilpancakeevilpancake

Rated 0 / 5 stars

PIE!!!!!!

.......................


Tamagotchi1Tamagotchi1

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This sucked.

I watched the movie and it makes no sense. I am 13 and I watch Foamy. It is NOT stupid, plus you make yourself look bad. Either remove this submission or get kicked off of newgrounds. Seriously, this movie sucked.


Dragon-DreamerDragon-Dreamer

Rated 0 / 5 stars

WTF....

What the hell was this piece of crap? Dude, you must seriously have some shitty thoughts on humor....


FightingTheWorld666FightingTheWorld666

Rated 0 / 5 stars

um...dude...

I don't see how you have the right to critizize someone who is 100X better than you. You refer to him as an "animator" (in quotes). Okay, after seeing this movie, I took the time to download ALL of your movies and watch them. Not suprisingly, they all recived 0's from me. You haven't done a damn thing that deserves recognition on this site, yet you can call the author of one of the most popular series on this site and maybe even on the web a bad animator and a scumbag. Unbelievable!

I see by your lastest post that you have thought better of your actions, which is good, but dude, seriously think before you write something like that.


Red-bonesRed-bones

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

hahahaha....

Yeah! Take him down a peg! I salute you, Night_raider! Keep up the good work. DOWN WITH FOAMY!


TuplicaTuplica

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good!

I used to like Foamy a lot, but lately, It's just been the same crap over and over again. I still like the angry humor on occasion, but... it gets old. Luckily, I've never given Illwill a cent. NOT A CENT I TELL YOU!!! Mwahahaha...


AzigalAzigal

Rated 5 / 5 stars

GG Foamy!!!!

Night_Raider you own Illwillpress


dkpunk661dkpunk661

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

well.....u stand at a good point

but what i dont get is how could u say a squerrl (er however u spell it) is insluting are intelegience ,besides squerrls are stupid neways.


ImzadiAngelImzadiAngel

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

So what?

Okay, so you don't like Foamy, my lord and master. Who cares? You have the skills of an animator, but why not make something original, so that I will laugh and give you a 10 over Foamy? For now, I give you an overall 5 in this review. It wasn't really funny, the animation was only half as good as it could have been, and it dis'd Foamy. What do you expect us Foamy cult members to do?


Midnight-RitualMidnight-Ritual

Rated 3 / 5 stars

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Hey joe, it's marcel. Meh, I guess this was alright. Personally, I enjoy some foamy stuff. He has flashes of brilliance here and there, yet some of his movies are really crappy... I salute you for not hesitating to stick your opinion out into the open. Don't worry about the closed minded fools that gave 0's to this submission. They're all little kids that jerk off to foamy and worship him because they can't find a decent role model in today's plastic world, corrupted by MTV so they resort to a squirrel that hates everybody and everything. I really like illwillpress' animation, but some cartoon of his are really weak. You're right, he doesn't really appriciate the awards he gets. At least he doesn't show it... He could show a lot more respect to his die hard fans, dumb losers or not. Anyway, keep up the good work... looking forward to more your cartoons...


GreatMagusGreatMagus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I had a chance to see this before it was taken off

For the amount of time you put into this the output is very good and the points you raised were valid and well explained.


TheRealAlUselessTheRealAlUseless

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hey Night_Raider!

Hey man it's me, Sidvicousisinnocent. I made a new account on NG because my name was getting to me. So I created this one! Later, Al. Oh, and if you want some proof, I reviewed all of your Diablo Parodys. Good Movie by the way! Foamheads? You seem to use that alot.


XxJynxXXxJynxX

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hehe

I know the movies gone but Ive been going throu the reviews and some of your responces made me laugh so you get a 5 xD

''more like "I am 13 and i jerk off to foamy" MWAHAHAHAHAAA, i love being able to get the last word in!''


JynxbagJynxbag

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy shit.

The review before this one is mine.
:|

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