I have this "friend" who was banned from the forum, and this is his story as told through clocks. I have no real interest in clocks, so I have no idea why this involves clocks. At least some of them die.
This is simply a joke, as I see some of you don't understand. No one is angry at being banned from the forum, nor is there any anger towards newgrounds. Please obtain a sense of humor if you take offense at this.