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Submitted: 12/02/2003 | 12:51AM EST
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Current Score: 3.66 / 5.00
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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Well, some might say I have gone too far with this one, I'll let you guys decide. I wanted to do something a little different with Michael, so I did this. But don't worry, there's plenty of Michael bashing to go around. Reginold will sink his teeth into him in this Friday's episode of You are a Fucking Moron. (Yes, it's coming.)
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Average Score: 8.2 / 10
"Funny because its True"
anyone who has ever watched MJ's interviews objectively has got to admit there was something in him just bursting to get out and tell what he was really doing. between the Jesus Juice and the sleeping in his bed, followed with the statement of it being natural and alright, a comedy routine like this almost seems inevitable, and because it seems so obvious is also why this is so funny. Especially now after his death when the media spin doctors are trying to portray him as a great pop/rock icon, and wash over the circus freak sideshow persona he created for himself, does this seem poignantly comical. for those offended by this, look at the submission date, it was before Jacko's death, and it also points out that the absurdity of MJ's behavior was as much a part of his promoters as him self. It is funny, an accurate observation, and still a legitimate satire on the mass media.
"This would be..."
This would've been funnier if MJ hadn't died YET...
"lol"
that was so damn funny
"So yeah..."
Umm, the only thing worthwhile in this movie are the 3 random porno pics of cartoon stars from back in the day...and thats not saying much.
I give it 3 stars for those pics, one star for each pic.
"this was way before his death"
haha animaiton wasn,t bad but your voice should have been a little higher. that is a hot chipmunk but my favorite part was when he broke into song. :D hahaha well youve got a happy slug
