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Foamy's Rant 2

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Nov 24, 2003 | 2:26 PM EST
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Another round of seething anger...
(This episode is part of the massive Foamy HD project I've started where I'm trying to re-encode more than 300 Foamy videos to be 1080p HD. Starting with the very first episode from 2003. If an older Foamy video is no longer on NG, it will be posted, if it's still on NG, it will be updated to full HD)



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Oh... My... GOD!!!

I never knew they existed... an American who actually knows they speak ENGLISH not American. You guys have changed the language so much it nearly is a different one but its still English!! I'm an australian, all our accents are halfway between Poms and Americans. Thank you for breaking the law in Ohio (xD) its actually illegal to speak English there, they have to speak American.

that is all true though! (hmm im fat... cant be me, must be fast food!!)
I'm fat, I accept that... My favourite line when someone calls me fat is a whinston churchill quote 'I may be fat, but tomorrow i go on a diet. in a few weeks i will have lost weight, and you will still be ugly!'

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Learn to speak english

i dont care if you want to talk in your own language but if your in AMERICA learn English too It just make sense.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


i should stab u in the eye with a really fucking really hot french fry LOL


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Am I the only sane one left!?

I couldn't agree more. I fucking hate going to a store or some local place and seeing translations in Spanish or French. Isn't that supporting illegal immigration!? If you're going to come to our country, learn our fucking language!!! Don't force our childeren learn all these damn languages in the schools! If the school system stopped wasting time like this, then we would have more time to teach the kids stuff like writing, math, and reading. Possibly even a medical degree will come into play... you know, the stuff that's actually important! Our political society is corrupt, and most people just stand by and watch. Do something about it and support my cause!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I have a dream

I have dream that one day, someone will implement my idea to make a transparent adhesive plastic sealant a parent or guardian can spread across their spawn/charge's mouth. It would ideally render any sound the child makes near completely muted for the rest of the world. They could scream and scream and it would accomplish nothing.

Think of it as targeted cellophane for a sub-section of the population that desperately needs operant conditioning.

The sub-section that needs to realize as quickly as possible that their wants mean nothing, their whining means nothing, and because they themselves contribute nothing to the economy or immediate public good when engaging in such behavior that they are therefore, themselves, nothing.

Maybe, next, we can go after quixotic college kids talking loudly in coffee shops who think they have an original thought in their heads after listening to some asshole like me give a lecture. I can hope.

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