Foamy's Rant II

rated 4.18 / 5 stars
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Nov 24, 2003 | 2:26 PM EST
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Foamy's Ticked OFF!!..again.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


i should stab u in the eye with a really fucking really hot french fry LOL


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Am I the only sane one left!?

I couldn't agree more. I fucking hate going to a store or some local place and seeing translations in Spanish or French. Isn't that supporting illegal immigration!? If you're going to come to our country, learn our fucking language!!! Don't force our childeren learn all these damn languages in the schools! If the school system stopped wasting time like this, then we would have more time to teach the kids stuff like writing, math, and reading. Possibly even a medical degree will come into play... you know, the stuff that's actually important! Our political society is corrupt, and most people just stand by and watch. Do something about it and support my cause!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I have a dream

I have dream that one day, someone will implement my idea to make a transparent adhesive plastic sealant a parent or guardian can spread across their spawn/charge's mouth. It would ideally render any sound the child makes near completely muted for the rest of the world. They could scream and scream and it would accomplish nothing.

Think of it as targeted cellophane for a sub-section of the population that desperately needs operant conditioning.

The sub-section that needs to realize as quickly as possible that their wants mean nothing, their whining means nothing, and because they themselves contribute nothing to the economy or immediate public good when engaging in such behavior that they are therefore, themselves, nothing.

Maybe, next, we can go after quixotic college kids talking loudly in coffee shops who think they have an original thought in their heads after listening to some asshole like me give a lecture. I can hope.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Children whinin= ANOYING!

The only reason a child shoud be in a dinner or a fast food place is to be eaten!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


i lost count how many times he said fuck