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Nov 21, 2003 | 3:11 PM EST
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*12/30/2005* - updated the game with my new website address... www.totaljerkface.com ... I also increased the frame rate to make up for the lag of playing it in a browser... so now the priest will walk at his intended speed, but the game may be a bit harder.

BEFORE PLAYING: If your computer is old, play this on low quality and cheat. Otherwise, you won't make it past the first guy. If your computer is decent, I'd still recommend medium quality as it looks very similar to high.

HERE ARE SOME PLAYING TIPS:
-if you can't gun down the little kids with the pistol (takes 3 shots) cheat under the options menu... and pick all guns.
-the uzi is probably the most defensive weapon since you can aim it in one spot, hold down shoot, and let the guys run into it... but if you're accurate, definitely use the shotgun.
-walk slow into the level. enemies appear based on how far you walk... if you walk too far too quickly you'll get swarmed
-for the boss... you can only shoot him when while his shield is down (with the shotgun). if you see him point at you, you better shoot him in the head immediately. shooting him in the body won't kill him. sorry for being misleading.
(changed 11.27.03)

.... once you get used to it, the game really isn't so hard

I made this game as a portfolio piece so I could more successfully attempt getting a job. I started in january, but that was on and off. I didn't work on it full time until late summer. I thought it would be the first scroller/shooter of it's kind, but madness interactive and nightmare beat me to it, and did it really well. I'd love to show you guys a full 5 level game... but that would be way over 5 megs and would take me another year.
If you like this game, and you also happen to be a relevent employer in or around NYC... GIVE ME A JOB. I am poor and lame.

other than that, go watch "beautiful day" again with a loved one.

11.22.03 - fixed walking glitch

Reviews


ThePunisher9000ThePunisher9000

Rated 5 / 5 stars

COOL

THIS GAME IS SO F***** CREEPY



Cocacola4bloodCocacola4blood

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I remeber this when it first came out...

Took awhile to to get the hang of it, but I eventually learned to play without using the all guns cheat.

When this came out, most flash games were just brief time watsers that appealed to the "let's what's the bug zapper, hyuck!" crowd. This one stood out.

A classic that never gets old...

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Chipmunky altar-boy: "Here, over here! Look what I found! It can help you!"
Priest: "thank you, my son. God be with you, you ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT!!!"
*BLAM*
Chipmunky altar-boy: "EEEEE!" *dies*



Draco9846Draco9846

Rated 5 / 5 stars

epic

this game is soo epic but it too easy should make it harder if u do make another one



Randolph69Randolph69

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hillarios

too hard



atomicismatomicism

Rated 4 / 5 stars

u have to hurry with the sequel

this game is so friekin awesome!!!!!!! the sequel should have more guns and like a life bar or something.