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Nov 21, 2003 | 3:11 PM EST
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*12/30/2005* - updated the game with my new website address... www.totaljerkface.com ... I also increased the frame rate to make up for the lag of playing it in a browser... so now the priest will walk at his intended speed, but the game may be a bit harder.

BEFORE PLAYING: If your computer is old, play this on low quality and cheat. Otherwise, you won't make it past the first guy. If your computer is decent, I'd still recommend medium quality as it looks very similar to high.

HERE ARE SOME PLAYING TIPS:
-if you can't gun down the little kids with the pistol (takes 3 shots) cheat under the options menu... and pick all guns.
-the uzi is probably the most defensive weapon since you can aim it in one spot, hold down shoot, and let the guys run into it... but if you're accurate, definitely use the shotgun.
-walk slow into the level. enemies appear based on how far you walk... if you walk too far too quickly you'll get swarmed
-for the boss... you can only shoot him when while his shield is down (with the shotgun). if you see him point at you, you better shoot him in the head immediately. shooting him in the body won't kill him. sorry for being misleading.
(changed 11.27.03)

.... once you get used to it, the game really isn't so hard

I made this game as a portfolio piece so I could more successfully attempt getting a job. I started in january, but that was on and off. I didn't work on it full time until late summer. I thought it would be the first scroller/shooter of it's kind, but madness interactive and nightmare beat me to it, and did it really well. I'd love to show you guys a full 5 level game... but that would be way over 5 megs and would take me another year.
If you like this game, and you also happen to be a relevent employer in or around NYC... GIVE ME A JOB. I am poor and lame.

other than that, go watch "beautiful day" again with a loved one.

11.22.03 - fixed walking glitch

Reviews


anash1anash1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good

But i keep dieing from the kid at the beggining hes fast



fourth2hotmailfourth2hotmail

Rated 5 / 5 stars

UMMMMM..... GOOD !!

GOOD JOB !!!



TokingFireTokingFire

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Goddamned Hard

Face it, without the cheats, it is impossible to even get very far in this game, unless, of course, you're a lucky person who has "divine intervention" at your disposal.



CresismCresism

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

nice

this game was great. the only thing i didnt like which is sort of a pet peeve of mine is that you have to keep the reticule in front of the target. i think its pretty stupid for a bullet to just stop in mid air, but hey thats just me. any way great job. :D


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erikisyourgoderikisyourgod

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol

IT was funny I got almost past the second (or third) stage and the hobo in the trash can got me lol


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