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Nov 17, 2003 | 4:06 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place November 18, 2003

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Author Comments

Well, I brought back Agent Simms from the "Like Jailbait" Quiz. This is more topical humor, done with a sense of irony. With so many parodies of this out there, I wanted to go in a unique direction. Hope everyone enjoys it.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well, the filesize pretty much sez it all ;) . . .

If thatz what a commanding agent iz really like, then I'd LUV to be an FBI guy, working in the XXX-Filez, like they were. Yeah, I got the Hilton tape from a paysite . . . nothing to scream about, she didn't know how to use what God gave her, even though the Shannon Doherty's ex (the guy) wanted to turn her out. Don't waste your time with it; Pammmy'z OTHER video (with Brett Michaels, not Tommy Lee) is STUNNING: that bitch knowz how to fuck and suck.
ANYWAY!!! This video wuz a friggin riot. Agent Simms really knowz how to work a crowd. His rantz are the kinda shit WET DREEMZ R MADE OF . . . so I commend you on this excellent sardonic cinema, and once again, the there are better celebrity amateur flickz out there. You just have to know where to look . . . and she WUZ LEGAL, SO LEAVE ME BE!!!

BOTTOM LINE: The flick iz 1337 4 TWIZZLE my BIZZLE . . . but the Paris pr0n just ain't worth a lick.

-Don Cornball
-Founding Member of the UnderDawgz


Rated 5 / 5 stars

this is awesome

it is so funny a must watch for over 18