Score: 0
"Hmm."
date: July 27, 2005
I must say, this is a very interesting and thought-provoking movie. I have many fond memories of this. It all started when one day, I was taking a shower. I was washing my hair, but the shampoo fell off my hair and went into my dickhole! It really burned. Actually, it burned so much, that I cried, and then I sliped on some soap and fell on my head. I woke up a few hours later, to find that my whole bathroom was flooded! I didn't really care, though. Anyway, my wife came into the bathroom a few minutes later. She said she wanted to show me something. She came in with the laptop, and showed me the movie. And, I must say, the message you are trying to make in this movie is very touching. I laughed. I cried. On a smaller note, though, I thought maybe you tried a little too hard, because the main character just talks about fucking his girlfriend all the time. Or is he talking about shooting her? Man, I don't know, I'm so confused. But that's what makes this movie so thought-provoking! The music is wonderfully composed, too, who did it? If this had a theatrical release, I would nominate it for the Oscars! This is amazing! In fact, it was so amazing, that when my wife showed it to me on her laptop, I punched her in the face, choked her, and then I drowned her and raped her dead coarpse. This wonderful film just fills me with feelings of anger, depression, happiness, amazement... I could go on for days. But the point is, this is quite possibly the greatest film ever made. Well done, Mr. Kogan.
Author's Response:
The story is pretty funny, but you're still sticking your dick in my erected dickhole at this point.
