Size is Important by SexyFunny



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Submitted: 10/24/2003 | 10:49PM EST

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MagicMichael66

"Great!"

date: July 24, 2009

Haha! Cool!

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koalabear06

"OMFG"

date: July 14, 2009

that was retarded.

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cactusjack101

"not that funny"

date: February 3, 2009

wtf???

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ss500mario

"contrary to popular belief, penis aint a muscle"

date: January 30, 2009

Penis aint a muscle, its a sponge tissue. It takes 10 to 45 seconds to get a full erection. You can't flex your penis. If you could, Erectile Dysfunction would be a mucsle problem and there would be work out videos to increase the size of your penis. But instead, there's pills and herbs.
Funny thing is, girls usually care more about a man that cares for her and treats her good then penis size. Then again some girls won't care about any of that, and go for the thug type when they young. And when that happens, they are either trying to change that man, or they want excitement.
WHile it is true that many women find big penises pleasurable, their are probably more that find them discomforting. You penis has to be on average 7-8 inches at the biggest if you don't want to rip the average girl's vagina. Anything bigger than that, your cursed and blessed at the same time.
Why i say that? Its simple. Mad honeys are built different. On average, you shouldn't worry about dick size. For many women its actaully a visual experience. Kinda like titties to guys. The bigger they are, the harder we cum.
Some women prefer 4 or 5 inches, and thats another statistic. Its really what you do with it. It does make a difference, but on average it just helps.

Its like cooking a steak. You can have the latest fancy grill, and all the perfect seasonings. But if you don't know how long to cook it for or how much of what seasoning to put on the steak, its gonna taste like crap. If you cook it on a regular hotplate, and you have the seasonings, and you know what to do to make the steak taste good, it'll taste great. How much that wuality increases with a bigger grill, it depends on knowledge and skills.
Just like in this example, Its all about the quality of the sex. GIrls don't care about guys hung like walruses who can't smash good. She might be disapointed in the size of the hotplate, but his seasonings, or positions and foreplay, and how long he does it for can determine alot, and she won't care. Then again there are some steaks just have been on way too many grills, and they are old, sour, crusty and charred. That kinda steak aint worth puttin on your hotplate. If she's loose, she's loose.

But on the positive side. Your not small. God made you that way right? So why would he, without makin a woman compatible to your size. You don't gotta be a monk. You'll find some chick that'll like your hotplate.

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spaz121

"why do ppl waste their time making such crap?"

date: January 29, 2009

try something different

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