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Oct 23, 2003 | 4:17 PM EDT

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Phallic Moose's Adventures Through Time brings you an in depth look at the famed pirate, Long John Beamer. The animation isn't fantastic, but it's the first cartoon ever produced by Phallic Moose.

EDIT: It seems the sound quality has gone strange. Please disregard...



Rated 3 / 5 stars


as they say in my country. "it was chucklish" thats it. it gave a few chuckles. but no laughs. i couldnt here some of the dialouge though so i think i missed a few of the jokes.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Well, nice use of music, I like the vintage feel if leaves you with. The animation needs some work, I do not mind the lack of synching so much as the look o fthe characters. Nice looking moon scene, pretty funny. We need more pirate flash! Nice little comedy bit, funny little thing. Good work, this series can only get better.



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Keep It Up!!

Seeing That This Was Your First Good Try At The Flash, It Gets My Vote!! Lets See What You Have In Store For Us Next Time. :P

- Jam :P


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


It was ok... It had some ok parts, but others just plain stunk. Graphic wise, you were very basic. At least its not stick figures! Ill give you a 7 for a good effort my man!

(P.S The volume of the song in beginning kinda covers up the voice, maybe you could fix?)

PhallicMoose responds:

Yeah, I didn't realise I uploaded the wrong one. Heh. As for the graphics, that was the first cartoon I ever did in Flash so try to judge too harshly.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


This was a refreshing piece o' comedy gold. Perhaps I'm fortunate that I find pirates, Frenchmen and meat hilarious in their own right. The combination of all three? Simply explosive.

Bravo, my good man. Bravo.

PhallicMoose responds:

Aye, aye cap'n. Thanks for watching and thanks even more for enjoying. Remember: Tell little children to watch this from the back of your van... if they don't want to? Offer them candy!