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I made this at the start of 2000. Keep in mind - it was cool back in the day, so don't expect it to kick ass...now that people have much higher expectations for every aspect of Flash games.
Hell, don't even bother to play it.
The booby girl in the bar is so so so naked!!!
it used to be good not now
Just because the guy gets a couple of bad reviews he takes the fuckin movie??it was ok but i didnt think all that fuckin great so FUCK IT. (if is not here no more they shouls kill the link and make room for better games)
I have to say i've never seen a compilation of about 5 10 second flash movies put together into what you call a "game". You can only do one thing at a time, you have no choice of action. You press a button, it shows a 5 second video and you do it again. Fun stuff.
Even ignoring that, the story makes so little sense it's hard to belive that anyone who's not mentally retarded could have written this. Let me go over the story:
1) You need money, so you throw a brick at *A THUG WHO IS HOLDING A GUN IN HIS HAND WITH CASH, SLEEPING... _IN PLACE_*
2) Ramdom stuff happens that turns out to be an excuse to show anime porn.
3) The thug who you _just stole money from_ spent his _money_ (see above) to buy a gun. Wtf?
4) You go in a hotel, and even though the thug never sees you he turns around with the gun he bought with aparrently invisible money, and shoots you. Wow.
How to improve:
Make this a game, not an interactive movie
Make the story somewhat cohesive so it makes a little bit of sense
Maybe an actual option to pick what you're doing (sorry picking one thing that works and the other that doesn't work isn't an option of what your character is going to do)
I'll tell you why it has this rating
Will, it has this rating because one person thought it was cool a long time ago and everyone else followed suit. When in reality this is a pretty lame piece of shit. The main character looks like a homosexual, no doubt modeled after yourself. Don't worry buddy! I'm voting an X, the rating will go down after a while.
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