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I made this at the start of 2000. Keep in mind - it was cool back in the day, so don't expect it to kick ass...now that people have much higher expectations for every aspect of Flash games.
Hell, don't even bother to play it.
There's a reason Street Life was number one for so long. It had pretty much the most nudity of any Portal entry. Now that Cooties Bar come along, Street Life has become just another portal entry.
No questions asked, this is Will Stamper's prized peice of work. Compare it to everything else he has done, and this one, by far, stands out. There was TONS of work put into this entry, it is just that when compared to such masterpeices as "Prof. Bobby Knight," it seems a little over rated.
Street Life: The Will Stamper gravy-train.
Many Flash authors in the Portal seem to have one movie that's their "Big Movie". Street Life is by far Will Stamper's biggest (and best movie). Not much in the way of interactivity and the plot takes a while to get off of the ground, but good drawing skills and use of sounds from the PC game "Kingpin", as well as other features such as the hentai .gif playing on the TV in the hotel make Street Life a great romp. As I said before, the one thing that this game is very lacking in is interactivity. I believe there was once a band called The Ugly Mugs who wrote a song called "Cold Turd on a Paper Plate" - That pretty much sums up the gameplay in Street Life, but don't bury it yet! WS definitely has a hand in art and all around multimedia. Personally, I'd like to see more in the way of gameplay from Mr. Stamper, but who knows? Maybe one day we'll see a full-blown action/adventure/RPG from him.
vote this off already
Why the fuck hasn't this shit been voted off yet? And why isn't professor Bob E. Knight in it's slot?
I love the animation and sound to this one. However, I'm not a fan of these pick your own adventure yarns. Don't ask me why. I guess I hate knowing that I missed a route I could've taken. Anyway, this is very well-made, but I didn't find it great enough to be a number one darling. Still, one of the best produced movies on Newgrounds, which says a lot.
Uh... heheh... boobies.
Hey, let's face it. If there's one thing the portal needs more of, it's nudity. =)
Anyway, it fun, yeah... with decent flash graphics. That's an interesting expression the hero always seems to have on his face too.
That "hentai" animation playing on thye TV was drawn by Takehiro Kimura, by the way. He should get credit for that! ^o^
Welcome to the theatre of your mind, Dale
ANIME-Y HIGHSCHOOL STUPID OTAKU ADVENTURE ACTION EXPLOSIONS YAY
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