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I made this at the start of 2000. Keep in mind - it was cool back in the day, so don't expect it to kick ass...now that people have much higher expectations for every aspect of Flash games.
Hell, don't even bother to play it.
man what a classic! i miss games like these
Smug motherf**cker always smiling
Short little game where in you mug a mugger, be a dick to a bouncer, fuck a stripper, then shoot the mugger. Note, the protagonist always is smiling, and for some reason the mugger never takes off his bloody, literally bloody mask. No dick in pussy visuals, but its implied, and there are some fairly well drawn boobles in it. There isn't a high level of animation, its kind of funny, but for a year 2000 flash game, its acceptable. Just too short for a choose your own adventure game.
Mutahar from SomeOrdinaryGamers sent me here
Oh, so this is the one game I was thinking of! I wanted to know what was the first thing here was that the most viewed one at first. This is as early as they come. Yeah, the graphics don't hold up well. It's still by any means bad.
In fact, we still play games like this! The nudity is just more gratuitous. I like how you make fun of yourself. Yeah, I can't find any great stuff at this time period. This is the street life.
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