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Here is another Mad Libs.

This time, we tried to focus a little more on history. This Mad Lib is about ancient Egypt, but is still a good laugh.

BTW, when posting reviews, please don't retype the story - it ruins it for people who haven't played it yet.

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JNgamingandmoreJNgamingandmore

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Heiroglyphic writing began some time around 5000 seconds ago. Egyptians wrote in heiroglyphs up to 400 AD, after which they wrote in a blue style of writing called demotic. Eventually, everyone forgot about how to fall with heiroglyphics, but now we know how to decipher them, thanks to a gray chunk of rock and a big writer.



ObeyBunnyObeyBunny

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I miss mad libs

Heiroglyphic writing began some time around 5000 minutes ago. Egyptians wrote in heiroglyphs up to 400 AD, after which they wrote in a purple tacticaled style of writing called demotic. Eventually, everyone forgot about how to fuck with heiroglyphics, but now we know how to decipher them, thanks to a nasty chunk of rock and a puckered Department owner.

In 1799, a soldier digging a fort in Newfoundland found a large black keyboard with three different types of writing on it. The writing was a message about Mush, who was ruling Egypt at the time. Because Mush was Greek, one of the three messages must have been written in Greek. The other two were in heiroglyphics and demotic.

People realized that the three messages on 'The Newfoundland Stone' said the same thing, but they couldn't figure out how to match up Greek with Egyptian. Finally, in 1822, a 69-loving Department Owner named Duck-suck-man figured out how to decipher Egyptian writing.

Duck-suck-man realized that the heiroglyphs that spelled the name 'Mush' were enclosed in a cartouche, so it could be matched up to the Greek spelling. This discovery enabled Duck-suck-man to equate the pissy heiroglyphics with the utilitarian Greek words and to translate the corn shitting message.



4967749677

Rated 5 / 5 stars

omg this made me rofl

Heiroglyphic writing began some time around 5000 mili seconds ago. Egyptians wrote in heiroglyphs up to 400 AD, after which they wrote in a ugly style of writing called demotic. Eventually, everyone forgot about how to shit with heiroglyphics, but now we know how to decipher them, thanks to a retarded chunk of rock and a crack head pornstar In 1799, a soldier digging a fort in Baltimore found a large black gay with three different types of writing on it. The writing was a message about Sara, who was ruling Egypt at the time. Because Sara was Greek, one of the three messages must have been written in Greek. The other two were in heiroglyphics and demotic.People realized that the three messages on 'The Baltimore Stone' said the same thing, but they couldn't figure out how to match up Greek with Egyptian. Finally, in 1822, a dumb pornstar named Dick figured out how to decipher Egyptian writing.Dick realized that the heiroglyphs that spelled the name 'Sara' were enclosed in a cartouche, so it could be matched up to the Greek spelling. This discovery enabled Dick to equate the dick head heiroglyphics with the fucking stupid Greek words and to translate the asshole message.



MegaGoldMegaGold

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

This One Was Not That Fun

When my friend and I finally got time to read it, the adjectives made so not funny, that my friend and I just wanted to skip half of it. I hope the next one turns out better for my viewing.



Moviecritique4Moviecritique4

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty cool

Not bad. Kinda fun. :) good work


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