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I funny little "quickie-game" Carrot Clock and I had fun with..It's too big to be an E-card so we posted it here.
Programmed by carrotClock
Animated by Mindchamber
(P.S. this game is not for dá Kiddies:) which means its for ADULTS
Mmmmmm .... one out of the vault. And strangely exciting.
Good to know you're welcoming our horny little visitors to Planet Earth, and helping them to make three-up whores of our very finest girls, turning their sleepy bedrooms into green-sperm brothels!
Seriously though ... if you're having any difficulty, instead of letting your heartrate rocket with all the fun of the fair, the din of the hounds goign apeshit (hypocrites - they puritanically prevent the girl from getting fucked and yet joyously rush and fuck the little guys themselves), the bangings of your gun, the holes penetrated, the gore and sperm flying everywhere, follow this simple TIP:
Pick up as many dogs as possible by the scruff of the neck (mouse click and hold), and drag them into a heap on one or other near corner of the room, so they are much easier to control. The nasty buggers can be difficult to drop, a bit like dogshit on a shoe, but persevere .... Once you have landed pretty much all of them in a big dogpile (no, not that sort of dogpile) - you'll have to shoot and repeat the click-n-drag on any that wake up and try to rush and mate our little pals - all you will need to do is be a watchdog over the watchdogs. Don't let any of them make a break for it, and break any more precious ET asses. Or you'll break the flow of alien victory.
Before very long, this method guarantees three-hole insemination success for the aliens, which also means (e)missions accomplished for you. At which point you see the "trophy gif" of the nude sleeping beauty getting banged left, right and center (or top, bottom and front bottom, to be more exact).
The method also means you will definitely lose a few green wannabe-impregnators to start with, until you've dumped the dogs where you can shoot them - the little green Neil Armstrongs of alien porn have to take one in the ass for the team. Don't worry about that. They are expendable. There's no "I" in "semen team". Keep calm and think 'gangbang soon'.
Great little early-generation game. Surprisingly rousing. But stay calm. We don't want anyone getting hurt. Not your heart. Nor any real girls. Or real dogs. Or unreal little alien crazyfuckers.
Haha thanks for a wonderfully thoughtful and well said review!
that is so hot
I think we can all say this is some classic newgrounds right here.
That was hard..*giggles*
First A rated flash game I ever played. Got my teenage thrills off the ending. So frustrating getting to that point though lol
This is unique strategic action-runner about Vikings!
The official sequel to Money Movers
A mini visual novel about a mysterious girl. Features 4 endings.
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