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Sep 9, 2003 | 8:32 PM EDT
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That's right, the classic game by Zeebarf and I is finally in the Portal, to celebrate it's TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Disorderly originally made its debut on September 7th, 2001.

Disorderly is a classic beat'em-up in the tradition of Final Fight and Double Dragon. Instead of fighting an evil mob, however, you beat up old folks in a nursing home! Bonus games add to the fun!

Let us know what you think - feedback is still appreciated after all these years!

Artwork by Zeebarf!
Programming by Tom Fulp!



Rated 1 / 5 stars

Horrid, distastfull and all around too hard...

I found the whole aspect of the game to be very distasteful, and all around horrible, not to mention hard. I don't know if this was to be funny or make a message about how Americans treat the elderly....or if it was just made to be downright and all around horrid. The fact that you gain health from a bong or whatever it was, was just terrible. I got a good laugh at first, but the minute I saw you catching poop I was thinking to myself that was just gross... Not to mention another mini game when you have to tap A and kill the elderly by suffocation.... I don't like the message this game many ways.

It's a good game for some, but it didnt set well with me at all.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

number four is right

all u do is hit the a key a million times

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Rated 1 / 5 stars


i dont like the idea or the background but atleast you tried :)


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

what the hell

killing old folk boring


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


This is so sad. Beating up and killing old people. Jeez I can't picture any one here doing that. Good thing it's only a game.