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Sep 9, 2003 | 8:32 PM EDT
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Author Comments

That's right, the classic game by Zeebarf and I is finally in the Portal, to celebrate it's TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Disorderly originally made its debut on September 7th, 2001.

Disorderly is a classic beat'em-up in the tradition of Final Fight and Double Dragon. Instead of fighting an evil mob, however, you beat up old folks in a nursing home! Bonus games add to the fun!

Let us know what you think - feedback is still appreciated after all these years!

Artwork by Zeebarf!
Programming by Tom Fulp!



Rated 2 / 5 stars

Beat up a bunch of helpless old people.

This game is pretty stupid, and the concept is simple. Beat up a bunch of old people because you don't like your job. Why not quit? That would make our lives much better. Don't play this ridiculous game.

Suggested rating: 1-3
Epilepsy rating: 2 (low, 10-20% chance of seizure, very safe)
Suggested rating: 15+ (nudity, violence, mild adult themes, see above for details)


Rated 2 / 5 stars


if you die it should let you keep your vouchers!


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Well it was funny

Pretty graphics but irresponcive controls repitive gameplay and just not that fun.

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Rated 2 / 5 stars


Its old, dude these games are sooo 1990's. I didnt like it, the controls dont work when your health gets down to a certain level so theres no point at all of being alive, the movements suck.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

how bad is this game?????

it needs to have old people who are slower and more realistic