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Action - Fighting - Brawler

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Sep 9, 2003 | 8:32 PM EDT
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Author Comments

That's right, the classic game by Zeebarf and I is finally in the Portal, to celebrate it's TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Disorderly originally made its debut on September 7th, 2001.

Disorderly is a classic beat'em-up in the tradition of Final Fight and Double Dragon. Instead of fighting an evil mob, however, you beat up old folks in a nursing home! Bonus games add to the fun!

Let us know what you think - feedback is still appreciated after all these years!

Artwork by Zeebarf!
Programming by Tom Fulp!



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


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Rated 2 / 5 stars

Not my cup o' murder...

Gameplay was fine - standard beat-em-up fare. Minigames were great! However, the theme of abuse of senior citizens was in poor taste. If this is supposed to be a satire, there's just enough mockery to make it satirical. If, however, you find physical abuse of the elderly to be lulz-worthy... get help. Now. To a guy whose grandmother was subjected to neglect in a home like this one, the premise is offensive. Making fun of the people who do this kind of thing is great - nice intro. As for making light of the act and having the player be an agent of murder of the elderly, no. 8/10 gameplay, 1/10 concept.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

sometimes it sucks

then u can only walk left :(


Rated 2 / 5 stars

way too hard. it's a funny concept but half my swings missed even when they were right in front of me. you want fans, you fix this complete mess.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

I don't like it.

The attacks drain YOUR power, and the ones that don't won't hit anything. It's far too easy to get killed. The animation is bad, too. The opening cutscene was humurous, though.