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Disorderly

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rated 4.19 / 5 stars
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Sep 9, 2003 | 8:32 PM EDT
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Author Comments

That's right, the classic game by Zeebarf and I is finally in the Portal, to celebrate it's TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Disorderly originally made its debut on September 7th, 2001.

Disorderly is a classic beat'em-up in the tradition of Final Fight and Double Dragon. Instead of fighting an evil mob, however, you beat up old folks in a nursing home! Bonus games add to the fun!

Let us know what you think - feedback is still appreciated after all these years!

Artwork by Zeebarf!
Programming by Tom Fulp!

Reviews


The-Magic-SpoonThe-Magic-Spoon

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Bash A then bash A some more... Get hand cramp..

Ok I like this game but there are several really obvious flaws that make a good idea into a crap one. First problem the game involves you you to bash a alot and to kill the old guys requires you to do this exceeding fast. Fine that's ok but the rooms involve you um.. bashing "a" really fast or bashing left and right really fast. Ok im five minutes in I have hand cramp and Im now expected to start bashing even faster.
There is the odd relief from this relenting task but these are selectled randomly.
Secondly the guy with the cat is deadly more deadly than the characters on floor two. I was at full health and at 935 experience and was killed by three of these on floor one I was pissed as I had to go back to 250 experience.A mid-save feature would have been good.
The health is the third problem it accures randomly and when you've opened all the doors and your health is low you can't change it and have to face the boss like that and die and do the level again. A health top up at the manager in exchange for keys maybe.
I have hand cramp from this game and only got to level two but I guess that makes make it addictive get utterly utterly crap.


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ScakkScakk

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

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I can't really decide.


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GnuKnightGnuKnight

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Not my cup o' murder...

Gameplay was fine - standard beat-em-up fare. Minigames were great! However, the theme of abuse of senior citizens was in poor taste. If this is supposed to be a satire, there's just enough mockery to make it satirical. If, however, you find physical abuse of the elderly to be lulz-worthy... get help. Now. To a guy whose grandmother was subjected to neglect in a home like this one, the premise is offensive. Making fun of the people who do this kind of thing is great - nice intro. As for making light of the act and having the player be an agent of murder of the elderly, no. 8/10 gameplay, 1/10 concept.



DikayersDikayers

Rated 2 / 5 stars

sometimes it sucks

then u can only walk left :(



nbombnbomb

Rated 2 / 5 stars

way too hard. it's a funny concept but half my swings missed even when they were right in front of me. you want fans, you fix this complete mess.