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4.15 / 5.00 17,006 ViewsThat's right, the classic game by Zeebarf and I is finally in the Portal, to celebrate it's TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Disorderly originally made its debut on September 7th, 2001.
Disorderly is a classic beat'em-up in the tradition of Final Fight and Double Dragon. Instead of fighting an evil mob, however, you beat up old folks in a nursing home! Bonus games add to the fun!
Let us know what you think - feedback is still appreciated after all these years!
Artwork by Zeebarf!
Programming by Tom Fulp!
Reviews
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 27, 2003
Pretty good, but....
The game sometimes chrashes. You either can't enter rooms and your desperate move doesn't work anymore or you can't leave the room. That is a darn shame... besides that the pillow fight is a hard mini game
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 27, 2003
great
This was a great game. Whoever the idiot was that gave it a 3 needs to be tied up to a fireant bed with holes in him and let the ants eat him from the inside out. you are an idiot. he shouldn't be allowed to vote ever again. overall great game. thats why i give it a 10.
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 26, 2003
<applause>
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Sylish and quite difficult, bt not 2 hard, i wuld hav 2 agree that a sequel should be forthcoming
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 26, 2003
i love it
you are like a god my friend make a sequal with more wepons and old people please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 25, 2003
Nice.
Played this game so much when It first came out, Played it again just yesterday, which brought back all the joy when I played it for the first time. The Oldies were very detailed ;), about an 8, I loved the sound when you hit them with a 2x4, Gave that an 8 :). The Style, Interactivity, Humor, and Violence all get a 10 because... well, how often do you get to go around in an Old Folks Home and beat the shit out of Old people? All my love goes to this game, but the game where you get to dildo the fatass is very disturbing, rofl.