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Sep 9, 2003 | 8:32 PM EDT
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Author Comments

That's right, the classic game by Zeebarf and I is finally in the Portal, to celebrate it's TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Disorderly originally made its debut on September 7th, 2001.

Disorderly is a classic beat'em-up in the tradition of Final Fight and Double Dragon. Instead of fighting an evil mob, however, you beat up old folks in a nursing home! Bonus games add to the fun!

Let us know what you think - feedback is still appreciated after all these years!

Artwork by Zeebarf!
Programming by Tom Fulp!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

that was great! I played it about 3 hours! moore!

Grrrrrrrreeeeat! Smirnoff bros. RRRRRRRUUUUUUULLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

10s All Around!

Awesome game. Creative, fun to play, great to look at, great to listen too! I really liked all of the mini-games. It helped to make the game more fun rather than just beating up all the oldies. I also liked the new oldies and new baddies to look forward too. It was fun seeing the variety of old people :P A suggestion: Password for each time you enter a new level. 217, my final death toll. Not bad, eh?

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is honestly the funniest game I've ever playe

This is seriously THE funniest game I've ever played, and I recommend it to those who aren't easily offended.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


this game was crazy,funny, and good at the same time

it's pretty hard the first few times you try it, but once you get your stats up and get the hang of it, its pretty ez... and make sure you through the doors... and hit htem when they're down :p


Rated 4 / 5 stars


but very hard to play, when u try punching a group of three geezers , at least one of them attacks u before u can even punch. this guy really sucks at fighting, he hurts himself when he tries kicking them (desperation move) and he cant even take on a group of old guys without hurting himself... very frustrating.